Jokes for sale

Date: 22-08-2016 7:04 pm (7 years ago) | Author: Prince Pismaker
- at 22-08-2016 07:04 PM (7 years ago)
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If you are living around Nigeria and you are in need of a rib cracking Jokes.. . I am down for it.. Our prices are as follows:
1. If you offend your wife and you want to make her laugh = #500-(me and your wife alone in the bedroom)  Aside that i charge #10,000

2. Jokes for burials  = if the person died of HIV we charge #7000 naira.

If he died of kwashiokor we charge for free.

If he died ontop of a woman, pls dont even call us.

If he died after smoking Igbo (weed) just arrange one bag of Weed for us.

If nah thunder fire 'ram abeg keep helmet for me and bullet proof with the sum of 20k to appease the gods.

If he was an armed robber or kidnapper abeg prepare koboko (cain) because we still need to flog him before laying him to rest.

Finally if nah APC or PDP member then it is negotiable.... Or you can tell me what you think the price should look like.

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Posted: at 22-08-2016 07:04 PM (7 years ago) | Newbie
- dickieponga at 25-08-2016 06:06 AM (7 years ago)
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Hahahahahaha  Cheesy Cheesy
Wat if d woman died of AIDS how much una go charge..?
Posted: at 25-08-2016 06:06 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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