> husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking
> encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily
> agreed.
> This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for
> more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way
> for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she
> needed.
>
> Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to
> find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next
> few minutes, he explained that his employer was going
> through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been
> let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able
> to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd
> been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
>
> Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more
> than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling
> nearly$1 million. Then she showed him certificates of
> deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2
> million, and informed him that they were one of the largest
> depositors in the bank.
>
> She explained that for the more than three decades she had
> 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and
> these were the results of her savings and investments.
>
> Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3
> million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak,
> but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had
> any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my
> business!'
>
> That's when she shot him.
>
> You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
> to keep their mouths shut.
>
>
>
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