A large powerful Huge guy

Date: 24-02-2010 9:29 am (15 years ago) | Author: Hakeem Olaosebikan
- at 24-02-2010 09:29 AM (15 years ago)
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A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.
After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.
The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.
Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.
He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"
She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

Posted: at 24-02-2010 09:29 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- prettyb4eva at 24-02-2010 10:13 AM (15 years ago)
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loolll
Posted: at 24-02-2010 10:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 24-02-2010 11:00 AM (15 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:00 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-02-2010 11:05 AM (15 years ago)
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okay... remixxxx....
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:05 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 24-02-2010 11:08 AM (15 years ago)
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kris watin dey ooo, u see pretty dey look sweet???
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-02-2010 11:11 AM (15 years ago)
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sure.... but thiz other girl, prettypretty. are you sure she not same person as prettyb4eva?...
@prettyb4eva: no worry, you be sweet babe jare. abi oga mi mr. don?..
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:11 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 24-02-2010 11:15 AM (15 years ago)
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sure u re right as always big bros, prettypretty may be one and same person wit pretty? that wat u think? pretty over to u.....
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:15 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 24-02-2010 11:35 AM (15 years ago)
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pls we are not dsame person and thanks guys 4 d compliment my head don swell up small
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:35 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-02-2010 11:36 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on 24-02-2010 11:35 AM
pls we are not dsame person and thanks guys 4 d compliment my head don swell up small
ehn... Grin
oya dash me and oga don some kiss now.... Grin
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:36 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 24-02-2010 12:37 PM (15 years ago)
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i dey eat wait till i finish
Posted: at 24-02-2010 12:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ak4real1982 at 24-02-2010 12:41 PM (15 years ago)
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eating doesn't stop kissing,
please do it now ma lady
Posted: at 24-02-2010 12:41 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 24-02-2010 12:49 PM (15 years ago)
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hnnnmmmm
Posted: at 24-02-2010 12:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 24-02-2010 12:55 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 24-02-2010 11:36 AM
Quote from: prettyb4eva on 24-02-2010 11:35 AM
pls we are not dsame person and thanks guys 4 d compliment my head don swell up small
ehn... Grin
oya dash me and oga don some kiss now.... Grin
Kris na true u b small boy...why u wan share Pretty with another man Wink
Posted: at 24-02-2010 12:55 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 24-02-2010 01:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: 080575 on 24-02-2010 12:55 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 24-02-2010 11:36 AM
Quote from: prettyb4eva on 24-02-2010 11:35 AM
pls we are not dsame person and thanks guys 4 d compliment my head don swell up small
ehn... Grin
oya dash me and oga don some kiss now.... Grin
Kris na true u b small boy...why u wan share Pretty with another man Wink
thank you old man for your advice.... Wink
Posted: at 24-02-2010 01:00 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ak4real1982 at 24-02-2010 01:03 PM (15 years ago)
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 Smiley
Posted: at 24-02-2010 01:03 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- prettyb4eva at 24-02-2010 01:59 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: 080575 on 24-02-2010 12:55 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 24-02-2010 11:36 AM
Quote from: prettyb4eva on 24-02-2010 11:35 AM
pls we are not dsame person and thanks guys 4 d compliment my head don swell up small
ehn... Grin
oya dash me and oga don some kiss now.... Grin
Kris na true u b small boy...why u wan share Pretty with another man Wink

kris no want commitment dats y he is allergic to it   
Posted: at 24-02-2010 01:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 24-02-2010 02:04 PM (15 years ago)
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No cmmitment ...then No kissing
Kris Small boy see as a woman dey in vite u  and u dey like Yar'adua
Posted: at 24-02-2010 02:04 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ak4real1982 at 24-02-2010 02:13 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 24-02-2010 02:13 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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