Question? Answer by a stupid question?

Date: 11-03-2010 10:06 am (15 years ago) | Author: collins smith
- at 11-03-2010 10:06 AM (15 years ago)
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Owner: Will you bring my clothes in my room (2nd floor)?
Maid: Ma'am, where? upstairs?
Owner: No, downstairs.

The host of a show pointing a microphone to the contestant.
Host: What is your name?
Contestant: Who? me?
Host: No, I was asking the audience.

A shopper inside a fitting room, trying a dress.
Shopper: Do you have a bigger size?
Saleslady: For whom? for you?
Shopper: No, for everybody.

A driver pulls his car in a gasoline station:
Man: Do you have ethanol?
Gas boy: For your car?
Man: No, for my baby.

Husband, well-dressed up, is about to board his car.
Husband: Where are my keys?
Wife: Are you leaving?
Husband: No, I'm going to sleep.

I think this things happen to someone.

Posted: at 11-03-2010 10:06 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- damover at 11-03-2010 11:03 AM (15 years ago)
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thats funny n it happens daily
Posted: at 11-03-2010 11:03 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 080575 at 11-03-2010 11:16 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin I'm still laughing
Posted: at 11-03-2010 11:16 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 11-03-2010 11:30 AM (15 years ago)
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AM STILL SAYING POSTED B4
Posted: at 11-03-2010 11:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 11-03-2010 11:34 AM (15 years ago)
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Anyway I just dey laugh nd it no wan stop
Posted: at 11-03-2010 11:34 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 080575 at 11-03-2010 11:37 AM (15 years ago)
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cos n d 2nd article Mr.Don was d contestant
Posted: at 11-03-2010 11:37 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 11-03-2010 11:53 AM (15 years ago)
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HUH?
Posted: at 11-03-2010 11:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 11-03-2010 12:03 PM (15 years ago)
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recall
Posted: at 11-03-2010 12:03 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- plumsyangel at 11-03-2010 01:08 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahahahaah nice one colezon
Posted: at 11-03-2010 01:08 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- colenzo at 11-03-2010 03:43 PM (15 years ago)
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thanks guys
Posted: at 11-03-2010 03:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 11-03-2010 03:47 PM (15 years ago)
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Colenzo but them say them don post am b4 (MrDon)
Posted: at 11-03-2010 03:47 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ishola1000 at 12-03-2010 11:35 PM (15 years ago)
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9ice 1
Posted: at 12-03-2010 11:35 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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