An American Journalist and a Nigerian Immigration Officer

Date: 18-09-2007 1:20 am (16 years ago) | Author: King Samuel O Dguy
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An American journalist, who was tired of receiving complaints that Nigerians answer questions with another question decided to personally investigate the allegation.

The journalist got a Nigerian visiting visa, bought his flight ticket, and off he flew to Nigeria. He was prepared to stay as long as necessary in order to discover the fact.

When he got to the Nigerian airport, he was approached by an immigration officer whose duty it was to check the validity of entry visas and decide whether to deny or permit entry into Nigeria.

They got themselves into the following dialogue:

Immigration officer: What is the purpose of your visit, sir?

Journalist: I am here to investigate an allegation against Nigerians.

Immigration Officer: What is the allegation?

Journalist: Conventional wisdom is that Nigerians answer a question with another question. Is it true?

In response, the immigration office angered by what he felt was a calumny against his motherland answered angrily...WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

The journalist smugly and satisfactorily asked the immigration officer to return his passport stating that Thank you but, I do not want an entry permit anymore.

Posted: at 18-09-2007 01:20 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- myragonza at 18-09-2007 09:22 AM (16 years ago)
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no questions about it.......
Posted: at 18-09-2007 09:22 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Recoverd at 11-04-2009 05:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Na their e end? Funy bt nt complete.
Posted: at 11-04-2009 05:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 13-04-2009 12:33 AM (15 years ago)
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I back u
Posted: at 13-04-2009 12:33 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Edwizzie at 13-04-2009 06:06 AM (15 years ago)
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Brb
Posted: at 13-04-2009 06:06 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- iphie at 13-04-2009 11:06 AM (15 years ago)
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recovery abeg helep us complete am..........
Posted: at 13-04-2009 11:06 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 14-04-2009 04:06 PM (15 years ago)
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dont understand
Posted: at 14-04-2009 04:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 14-04-2009 04:26 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 14-04-2009 04:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 14-04-2009 04:30 PM (15 years ago)
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ok wat?
Posted: at 14-04-2009 04:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 14-04-2009 05:27 PM (15 years ago)
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Don't understand again? Nna na waoo!
Posted: at 14-04-2009 05:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 14-04-2009 05:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Nna men
Posted: at 14-04-2009 05:56 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- NKEMJOU at 23-05-2009 02:39 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 14-04-2009 04:06 PM
dont understand
d immigration officer ans am wiv quest...
Posted: at 23-05-2009 02:39 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ajanni at 27-05-2011 12:01 AM (12 years ago)
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not good enough
Posted: at 27-05-2011 12:01 AM (12 years ago) | Grande Master
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- solid_solid at 27-05-2011 02:40 PM (12 years ago)
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ee no sweet at all
Posted: at 27-05-2011 02:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lanudja at 27-05-2011 03:03 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 27-05-2011 03:03 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- KINGJHOE at 27-05-2011 03:04 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 27-05-2011 03:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajanni at 27-05-2011 09:39 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: solid_solid on 27-05-2011 02:40 PM
ee no sweet at all

where is your own ? liquid liquid
Posted: at 27-05-2011 09:39 PM (12 years ago) | Grande Master
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- giftmurphy at 29-05-2011 12:26 PM (12 years ago)
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posta u try
Posted: at 29-05-2011 12:26 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ajanni at 29-05-2011 01:46 PM (12 years ago)
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alright reader
Posted: at 29-05-2011 01:46 PM (12 years ago) | Grande Master
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- giftmurphy at 29-05-2011 01:57 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 29-05-2011 01:57 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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