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![-]( "Sheenor") Sheenor at 2-05-2010 12:34 PM (15 years ago)  (m)
Four-year-old Johnny came in from playing out in the yard
one day and asked his mom, "Mummy, where do babies come from?
"From God dear," his mother replied.
"Mummy, who keeps bad people from robbing our house?" Johnny
asked next.
Johnny's mother answered, "God & the police, dear."
"Mummy, if our house was on fire, who would save us?"
"God, probably working through the fire department, dear."
"Mummy, where does food come from?"
"God, working through the farmers, dear."
"Mummy?"
"Yes, dear?"
"What do we need Daddy for?"
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure | Posted: at 2-05-2010 12:34 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "blesyn003") blesyn003 at 2-05-2010 05:44 PM (15 years ago) (f) 2 help service d car engine | Posted: at 2-05-2010 05:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "elusakin") elusakin at 2-05-2010 06:41 PM (15 years ago) (m) Babies come from the Dad, not God | Posted: at 2-05-2010 06:41 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Health0007") Health0007 at 2-05-2010 06:52 PM (15 years ago) (m) very funny | Posted: at 2-05-2010 06:52 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "deguzman") deguzman at 2-05-2010 08:21 PM (15 years ago) (m) 2 phyuk me... dear.... | Posted: at 2-05-2010 08:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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... | Posted: at 2-05-2010 08:24 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "dinho4lyf") dinho4lyf at 2-05-2010 10:58 PM (15 years ago) (m) 2 POUND YAM...DEAR | Posted: at 2-05-2010 10:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "deguzman") deguzman at 3-05-2010 12:10 AM (15 years ago) (m) i c...so ur papa dey pound yam? | Posted: at 3-05-2010 12:10 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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to take of family and to service mum lol | Posted: at 3-05-2010 01:16 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "dinho4lyf") dinho4lyf at 3-05-2010 01:26 PM (15 years ago) (m) i c...so ur papa dey pound yam?
NO ALLOW ME LAND U SLAP O! | Posted: at 3-05-2010 01:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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i c...so ur papa dey pound yam?
NO ALLOW ME LAND U SLAP O!  character full for here oo... | Posted: at 3-05-2010 01:43 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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Daddy is needed for Exercising mummy in the Bedroom... Hahahajajaja... | Posted: at 3-05-2010 04:10 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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2 help service d car engine
blessing..... | Posted: at 3-05-2010 05:16 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "stranz") stranz at 3-05-2010 05:43 PM (15 years ago) (m) daddy helps in servicing the mom | Posted: at 3-05-2010 05:43 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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na so i see am too | Posted: at 3-05-2010 07:01 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "federico") federico at 4-05-2010 07:22 AM (15 years ago) (m) ashawo pple many here..make i comot | Posted: at 4-05-2010 07:22 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "deguzman") deguzman at 4-05-2010 07:25 AM (15 years ago) (m) hehe | Posted: at 4-05-2010 07:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Agatex") Agatex at 4-05-2010 10:32 AM (15 years ago) (f) to help complete the family tree of dad,mom and children by the decree of God | Posted: at 4-05-2010 10:32 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "stranz") stranz at 5-05-2010 02:56 PM (15 years ago) (m) yeah | Posted: at 5-05-2010 02:56 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "blesyn003") blesyn003 at 5-05-2010 04:38 PM (15 years ago) (f) Ok | Posted: at 5-05-2010 04:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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