Yar'adua is DEAD (Page 6)

SHIIIIIII ,...... I HAVE ABOLISH IT .....

NO 7 POINT AGENDA ........ NA CHOP MAKE I CHOP THIS TIME AROUND   

Posted: at 6-05-2010 11:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

May his soul rest in peace ! The deat of yesterday was official death, He died functionally since last year and that was when he really died.Thank God that at last we are out of this drama/dilema !! Death has proved its supremacy over his wife's antics and that of those political fools.Have a look at this interview i was priviledged to hav with him..............

Your excellence how are you?

I am beli beli better

Reporter: How are you feeling Mr. President?
Yar’Adua: I feel like I am still in Saudi Arabia though I am not sure where I am. Ask Turai, she will tell you how I am feeling.

Reporter: Why did you give interview to BBC instead of NTA?
Yar’Adua: My people cannot watch or listen to NTA due to NEPA. But with BBC, everyone will turn on their generators to watch and listen,  Who will burn their diesel to watch NTA? Even Goodluck will not do that.

Reporter: What about your 7 point agenda?
Yar’Adua: Forget about that! That was dead on arrival. It was even OBJ’s idea. I have streamlined that into only 1 agenda – ‘Hanging on to dear life’. This will work for every Nigerian. Very simple concept that I learned here in Saudi or Yemen !

Reporter: What are you going to do about Jos crisis?
Yar’Adua: Jos? Is that still part of Nigeria ? Wallahi, I didn’t remember.

Reporter: When are you coming back to Nigeria ?
Yar’Adua: Never! I am not coming back but don’t tell Turai or Andoakaa. Turai might order these housemaids to switch off my life support. Andoakaa might convince Nigerians that I can rule from heaven(?) and I am just tired of the whole thing.

Reporter: What message do you have for your daughters?
Yar’Adua: Marry only governors. Forget the Muttallab’s!

Reporter: What message do you have for Nigerians?
Yar’Adua: Hold on tight! You think the ride has been rough, it is going to get worse from here. I am glad that I am not going to be part of it. I am enjoying my stay here. My brother, please change that channel for me. I need to watch the next soccer game. Angolans are my favorite team. I just love them.

Reporter: Thank you Mr. President..
Yar’Adua: Oh me? I am still the President? Thank you! You better leave before Turai gets back here!

  

  

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Posted: at 6-05-2010 11:31 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

onyiis u dey vex oh........ where u get dis interview na

Posted: at 6-05-2010 11:42 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

so he was in pains be4?

Posted: at 6-05-2010 12:07 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

R.I.P sir,........but your people kept us guessing for months.........

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Posted: at 6-05-2010 12:14 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

Na una sabi ooo..........the unfortunate thing be say him don kaput, so now e no matter when..........

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Posted: at 6-05-2010 12:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

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I know, I thought he had died before and they covered it up for a while WHY?  Hmmmmmmmmmh

Posted: at 6-05-2010 12:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 I was priviledged to conduct the interveiw when the "muslim and christain clerics were visiting him privately"...................lol

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Posted: at 6-05-2010 12:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(rest in peace mr president. resta in pace

Posted: at 6-05-2010 01:10 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

hmmmm you sound like say you no believe me

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Posted: at 6-05-2010 01:18 PM (15 years ago) | Hero