Politicians' lie

Date: 08-05-2010 4:05 am (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 8-05-2010 04:05 AM (15 years ago)
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A busload of politicians was driving down a country road. All of a sudden the bus
ran off the road and crashed into a tree. An old farmer, after seeing
what happened, went over to investigate. He then proceded to bring out
his backhoe, and bury the politicians. A few days later the local
sheriff came out, saw the wrecked bu...s, and asked the farmer where all
the politicians had gone. The farmer announced that he had buried them.
"Were they ALL dead?" asked the sheriff. "Well," the farmer replied,
"Some of them SAID they weren't, but you know how those politicians lie
. . ."

14_Inches

Posted: at 8-05-2010 04:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- lyondell at 8-05-2010 09:05 AM (15 years ago)
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funny......i tink i like dat farmer.
Posted: at 8-05-2010 09:05 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- blesyn003 at 8-05-2010 10:52 AM (15 years ago)
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Very funny
Posted: at 8-05-2010 10:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 8-05-2010 12:08 PM (15 years ago)
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SMART FARMER.............................hope politicians would learn
Posted: at 8-05-2010 12:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 8-05-2010 12:11 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahaha....my joke of the week..
Posted: at 8-05-2010 12:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 8-05-2010 12:40 PM (15 years ago)
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this farmer reads my mind lol
Posted: at 8-05-2010 12:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 8-05-2010 12:46 PM (15 years ago)
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thanks poster, they deserve that
Posted: at 8-05-2010 12:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 8-05-2010 09:06 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 8-05-2010 09:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- sabiti at 9-05-2010 01:41 AM (15 years ago)
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i neva c am b4...anyway d joke do
Posted: at 9-05-2010 01:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- G-moni at 29-07-2011 09:27 PM (13 years ago)
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lol..............
Posted: at 29-07-2011 09:27 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- jeffrey4u at 30-07-2011 06:35 PM (13 years ago)
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i just read this joke na
Posted: at 30-07-2011 06:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 30-07-2011 06:56 PM (13 years ago)
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pb4...bue still 4ny...i stil dey laff
Posted: at 30-07-2011 06:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 31-07-2011 01:08 AM (13 years ago)
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yh
Posted: at 31-07-2011 01:08 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 31-07-2011 05:26 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 31-07-2011 05:26 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 31-07-2011 03:54 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 31-07-2011 03:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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