It's a wife's job to listen to her husband...

Date: 28-05-2010 9:49 am (14 years ago) | Author: JOY JOY
- at 28-05-2010 09:49 AM (14 years ago)
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There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check.

Posted: at 28-05-2010 09:49 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- blesyn003 at 28-05-2010 09:55 AM (14 years ago)
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Nyc 1
Posted: at 28-05-2010 09:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 28-05-2010 11:38 AM (14 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 28-05-2010 11:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- divineproject at 28-05-2010 01:11 PM (14 years ago)
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lol, let him cash it over there.........lol
Posted: at 28-05-2010 01:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- JOYSTY at 28-05-2010 01:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Vey stingy
Posted: at 28-05-2010 01:19 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- JOYSTY at 28-05-2010 01:21 PM (14 years ago)
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OOPS! very stingy.
Posted: at 28-05-2010 01:21 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- faithaina at 28-05-2010 03:24 PM (14 years ago)
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the man stingy o
Posted: at 28-05-2010 03:24 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ollu at 28-05-2010 06:32 PM (14 years ago)
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funny enough
Posted: at 28-05-2010 06:32 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Don-ziggy at 28-05-2010 08:35 PM (14 years ago)
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THE MAN WILL CATCH THHE CHEQUE IN HELL HAHAHAHH
Posted: at 28-05-2010 08:35 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 29-05-2010 04:04 PM (14 years ago)
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Cool
Posted: at 29-05-2010 04:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- monasea at 29-05-2010 05:46 PM (14 years ago)
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yeah cool
Posted: at 29-05-2010 05:46 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 29-05-2010 05:50 PM (14 years ago)
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OK
Posted: at 29-05-2010 05:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- vantheo at 30-05-2010 06:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice one Grin
Posted: at 30-05-2010 06:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 30-05-2010 07:06 PM (14 years ago)
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4ny but posted b4.
Posted: at 30-05-2010 07:06 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chaloo22 at 30-05-2010 07:38 PM (14 years ago)
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is there any bank in in hell? Grin
Posted: at 30-05-2010 07:38 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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