First Condom

Date: 16-06-2010 7:13 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- at 16-06-2010 07:13 PM (13 years ago)
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 I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a
packet of condoms at Levin's pharmacy.

There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could
see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how
to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.'
 So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb.
She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to
see if it were empty. It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she
said, and walked to the door, and locked it...

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and
removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.

'Do these excite you?' She asked.

 Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.

She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on,
she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well,
come on', she said, 'We don't have much time...'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no
longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she
asked.

I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

She then beat the shit out of me...

Posted: at 16-06-2010 07:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- iphie at 17-06-2010 10:21 AM (13 years ago)
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lol, serves her ryt, she is a terrible teacher...........lmao
Posted: at 17-06-2010 10:21 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 17-06-2010 11:41 AM (13 years ago)
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Hehehe
Posted: at 17-06-2010 11:41 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 17-06-2010 11:45 AM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahahha...
Posted: at 17-06-2010 11:45 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 17-06-2010 11:51 AM (13 years ago)
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Bros kris,watz popin?
Posted: at 17-06-2010 11:51 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- XxSkyGurlXx at 17-06-2010 03:19 PM (13 years ago)
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Lmao
Posted: at 17-06-2010 03:19 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Don-ziggy at 17-06-2010 03:26 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 17-06-2010 03:26 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 17-06-2010 03:40 PM (13 years ago)
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heheheheheheh good one sojaman
Posted: at 17-06-2010 03:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 17-06-2010 04:02 PM (13 years ago)
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still laughing
Posted: at 17-06-2010 04:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Afolayanifeoluw at 17-06-2010 04:31 PM (13 years ago)
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dat fit her.
Posted: at 17-06-2010 04:31 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kristiantus at 17-06-2010 04:48 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 17-06-2010 11:51 AM
Bros kris,watz popin?
man mi, greece don win us oo... Angry
Posted: at 17-06-2010 04:48 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- brizio at 18-06-2010 12:09 AM (13 years ago)
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dats why u dey cry like small pikin?
Posted: at 18-06-2010 12:09 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 18-06-2010 01:00 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 17-06-2010 04:48 PM
Quote from: xter on 17-06-2010 11:51 AM
Bros kris,watz popin?
man mi, greece don win us oo... Angry
whats ur new comment?
Posted: at 18-06-2010 01:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 18-06-2010 03:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: frenzeecool_08 on 17-06-2010 04:02 PM
still laughing

Abeg nor turn " JACKASS O"
Posted: at 18-06-2010 03:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 18-06-2010 03:36 PM (13 years ago)
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That's horrible and weird at thesame time
Posted: at 18-06-2010 03:36 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 18-06-2010 03:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 17-06-2010 11:51 AM
Bros kris,watz popin?
bros me, i dey o... what about J2S? e don tey wey i don see am for this forum.
Posted: at 18-06-2010 03:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 18-06-2010 04:28 PM (13 years ago)
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what about you my guy? E don too tey wen i see you for forum
Posted: at 18-06-2010 04:28 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 18-06-2010 04:44 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 18-06-2010 04:28 PM
what about you my guy? E don too tey wen i see you for forum
money-man, e get as thiz place dey nowadayz.
Posted: at 18-06-2010 04:44 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 19-06-2010 12:33 PM (13 years ago)
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eh
Posted: at 19-06-2010 12:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexylion at 19-06-2010 03:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Wetin be eh?
Posted: at 19-06-2010 03:51 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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