Thats how i know

Date: 20-06-2010 12:31 am (13 years ago) | Author: Joey
- at 20-06-2010 12:31 AM (13 years ago)
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 woman walks into a supermarket and buys:


...1 bar of soap


1 toothbrush


1 tube of toothpaste


1 loaf of bread


1 pint of milk


1 single serving of cereal


1 single serving frozen dinner


1 can of Soup For One


1 16oz can of Miller Lite


The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are
you?"


The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?"


He replies, "Because you're ugly."

Posted: at 20-06-2010 12:31 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- esonu at 20-06-2010 02:49 PM (13 years ago)
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de guy bad oooo
Posted: at 20-06-2010 02:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 20-06-2010 05:33 PM (13 years ago)
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Lol...d gal go smash all d thing she buy 4 him head
Posted: at 20-06-2010 05:33 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- damzzie at 21-06-2010 07:50 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 21-06-2010 07:50 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- miramax at 21-06-2010 08:29 PM (13 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 21-06-2010 08:29 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 22-06-2010 04:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Nice observation.. D guy sharp... But e mouth too dey run fast...
Posted: at 22-06-2010 04:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 23-06-2010 12:23 AM (13 years ago)
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lmao
Posted: at 23-06-2010 12:23 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 23-06-2010 01:15 AM (13 years ago)
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brizio my man..  u try
Posted: at 23-06-2010 01:15 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 23-06-2010 12:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Good
Posted: at 23-06-2010 12:04 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 23-06-2010 07:30 PM (13 years ago)
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ugly
Posted: at 23-06-2010 07:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 24-06-2010 12:19 AM (13 years ago)
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damn
Posted: at 24-06-2010 12:19 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 24-06-2010 01:04 AM (13 years ago)
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thank you
i feel ur love
Posted: at 24-06-2010 01:04 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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