Pain Transfer

Date: 03-10-2008 1:57 pm (15 years ago) | Author: teegal
- at 3-10-2008 01:57 PM (15 years ago)
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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out.  They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.  The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The
doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The   husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer   was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.  The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

Posted: at 3-10-2008 01:57 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- rezimero at 3-10-2008 08:27 PM (15 years ago)
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the mail man na sharp man oh. but thank God he paid for his sins
Posted: at 3-10-2008 08:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 5-10-2008 09:42 PM (15 years ago)
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heheehehe.... I like this one... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-10-2008 09:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 22-02-2010 01:38 PM (14 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 22-02-2010 01:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 22-02-2010 01:49 PM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 22-02-2010 01:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- happinee at 22-02-2010 03:57 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin..................
Posted: at 22-02-2010 03:57 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 22-02-2010 04:30 PM (14 years ago)
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tanx
Posted: at 22-02-2010 04:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ishola1000 at 22-02-2010 05:25 PM (14 years ago)
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this is quite funny
Posted: at 22-02-2010 05:25 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 22-02-2010 07:57 PM (14 years ago)
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just too bad!
Posted: at 22-02-2010 07:57 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 22-02-2010 08:38 PM (14 years ago)
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best joke ever
Posted: at 22-02-2010 08:38 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- colenzo at 22-02-2010 11:40 PM (14 years ago)
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where comes the mail man
Posted: at 22-02-2010 11:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 23-02-2010 11:38 AM (14 years ago)
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funny hahahahahahahahaha
Posted: at 23-02-2010 11:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 23-02-2010 12:05 PM (14 years ago)
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funny ho ho ho ho...
Posted: at 23-02-2010 12:05 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 23-02-2010 12:11 PM (14 years ago)
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funnny hehehehehehehhe
Posted: at 23-02-2010 12:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- anthonydidioma at 23-02-2010 12:38 PM (14 years ago)
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Sorry to the maulman, but the baby father is gone, who will name the child?
Posted: at 23-02-2010 12:38 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- honeym at 23-02-2010 03:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Na d end result of 'PAIN TRANSFER' be that na! .... No be 2 sock garri o! No be beans at all.....
Dey can name the child after the event.... lol
Posted: at 23-02-2010 03:43 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 23-02-2010 04:02 PM (14 years ago)
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i know sure say u read the joke well ooo
Posted: at 23-02-2010 04:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 24-02-2010 09:37 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 24-02-2010 09:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 24-02-2010 11:46 AM (14 years ago)
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O'boy if na true dat pain transfer thing shld b banned
I dont want anywoman to disturb my peace...I take God beg una
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:46 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 30-03-2010 02:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 30-03-2010 02:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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