Funny Love Quotes (Page 4)

Date: 31-07-2010 4:44 pm (14 years ago) | Author: OGBONNAYA GEORGE O. A.
1 2 3 [4] 5 6 7 ... 9
- bittersweet at 4-08-2010 01:53 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: agabs on  4-08-2010 01:51 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on  4-08-2010 01:48 PM
Quote from: agabs on  4-08-2010 01:47 PM
When a man marries a woman, he looses his bachelors degree and his wife gets a masters.

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
H ah ahahahahah . Yep. It is true.

Very funny!  Cheesy

Posted: at 4-08-2010 01:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- dirtykid at 4-08-2010 02:06 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
hmmmmm, Just like The problem with most men is, they're A*#Ss. But The problem with most women is, they put up with those A*#Ss Grin Grin

Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:06 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- bittersweet at 4-08-2010 02:13 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.

Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:13 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- wallas at 4-08-2010 02:16 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
men score goals but girls win
Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- dirtykid at 4-08-2010 02:17 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
If you you want to test and know a man for you, Tell him, ‘You love him, you want to marry him. You want to have his children soonest…’ – Then watch as he takes to his heels if he's not serious with you.

Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:17 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- dirtykid at 4-08-2010 02:19 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
Just as Women might be able to fake orgasms, The men can fake whole relationships.

Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- bittersweet at 4-08-2010 02:19 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
Men are like Mascara...they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- wallas at 4-08-2010 02:21 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: bittersweet on  4-08-2010 02:13 PM
God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
mind blowing only to those who dont know their GREATNESS of been MAN
Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- bittersweet at 4-08-2010 02:23 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: wallas on  4-08-2010 02:21 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on  4-08-2010 02:13 PM
God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
mind blowing only to those who dont know their GREATNESS of been MAN

Oh,come on!
There is nothing like that in men!
Plz don't provoke me!

Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:23 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- dirtykid at 4-08-2010 02:25 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
Maybe thats why Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- wallas at 4-08-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
love is red but woman is always blue
Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- bittersweet at 4-08-2010 02:28 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- wallas at 4-08-2010 02:32 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: bittersweet on  4-08-2010 02:23 PM
Quote from: wallas on  4-08-2010 02:21 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on  4-08-2010 02:13 PM
God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
mind blowing only to those who dont know their GREATNESS of been MAN

Oh,come on!
There is nothing like that in men!
Plz don't provoke me!
r u we contesting here?
do u want to take ur man's place?
Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- bittersweet at 4-08-2010 02:34 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: wallas on  4-08-2010 02:32 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on  4-08-2010 02:23 PM
Quote from: wallas on  4-08-2010 02:21 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on  4-08-2010 02:13 PM
God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
mind blowing only to those who dont know their GREATNESS of been MAN

Oh,come on!
There is nothing like that in men!
Plz don't provoke me!
r u we contesting here?
do u want to take ur man's place?

No contesting at all!
What was that with "wanting to take my man's place"? Huh?
I don't want to take nobody's place!
But I totally disagree with that sentence of yours, about men's greatness!

Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- bittersweet at 4-08-2010 02:36 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
I think...therefore, I'm single.

Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- wallas at 4-08-2010 02:47 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: bittersweet on  4-08-2010 02:34 PM
Quote from: wallas on  4-08-2010 02:32 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on  4-08-2010 02:23 PM
Quote from: wallas on  4-08-2010 02:21 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on  4-08-2010 02:13 PM
God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
mind blowing only to those who dont know their GREATNESS of been MAN

Oh,come on!
There is nothing like that in men!
Plz don't provoke me!
r u we contesting here?
do u want to take ur man's place?

No contesting at all!
What was that with "wanting to take my man's place"? Huh?
I don't want to take nobody's place!
But I totally disagree with that sentence of yours, about men's greatness!

sorry, nothing u can do about it
its destiny
Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- bittersweet at 4-08-2010 02:48 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: wallas on  4-08-2010 02:47 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on  4-08-2010 02:34 PM
Quote from: wallas on  4-08-2010 02:32 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on  4-08-2010 02:23 PM
Quote from: wallas on  4-08-2010 02:21 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on  4-08-2010 02:13 PM
God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
mind blowing only to those who dont know their GREATNESS of been MAN

Oh,come on!
There is nothing like that in men!
Plz don't provoke me!
r u we contesting here?
do u want to take ur man's place?

No contesting at all!
What was that with "wanting to take my man's place"? Huh?
I don't want to take nobody's place!
But I totally disagree with that sentence of yours, about men's greatness!

sorry, nothing u can do about it
its destiny

It's all only in your mind!
Sorry for the news!

Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:48 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- wallas at 4-08-2010 02:51 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
MAN: beauty is in the eyes of the beholder
WOMAN: he looks too handsome from his pocket to his toe
Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- wallas at 4-08-2010 02:55 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: bittersweet on  4-08-2010 02:48 PM
Quote from: wallas on  4-08-2010 02:47 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on  4-08-2010 02:34 PM
Quote from: wallas on  4-08-2010 02:32 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on  4-08-2010 02:23 PM
Quote from: wallas on  4-08-2010 02:21 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on  4-08-2010 02:13 PM
God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
mind blowing only to those who dont know their GREATNESS of been MAN

Oh,come on!
There is nothing like that in men!
Plz don't provoke me!
r u we contesting here?
do u want to take ur man's place?

No contesting at all!
What was that with "wanting to take my man's place"? Huh?
I don't want to take nobody's place!
But I totally disagree with that sentence of yours, about men's greatness!

sorry, nothing u can do about it
its destiny

It's all only in your mind!
Sorry for the news!
ask ur man then
Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- bittersweet at 4-08-2010 02:58 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: wallas on  4-08-2010 02:55 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on  4-08-2010 02:48 PM
Quote from: wallas on  4-08-2010 02:47 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on  4-08-2010 02:34 PM
Quote from: wallas on  4-08-2010 02:32 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on  4-08-2010 02:23 PM
Quote from: wallas on  4-08-2010 02:21 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on  4-08-2010 02:13 PM
God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
mind blowing only to those who dont know their GREATNESS of been MAN

Oh,come on!
There is nothing like that in men!
Plz don't provoke me!
r u we contesting here?
do u want to take ur man's place?

No contesting at all!
What was that with "wanting to take my man's place"? Huh?
I don't want to take nobody's place!
But I totally disagree with that sentence of yours, about men's greatness!

sorry, nothing u can do about it
its destiny

It's all only in your mind!
Sorry for the news!
ask ur man then

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
That's in all guy's mind!
I'm aware of that, and really amused!  Cheesy

Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:58 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
1 2 3 [4] 5 6 7 ... 9

Featured Discussions