Funny Love Quotes (Page 3)

thanks love i appreciate your appreciating it, leave those ones to kill each other
with rivalry. we go see who go tire among them. thanks once again boo.  , make no body sue me oo
just expressing my u know.

Posted: at 2-08-2010 07:11 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.

The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

Marriage
is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

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Posted: at 3-08-2010 04:05 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

m still growin i donno

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Posted: at 3-08-2010 04:25 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

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Posted: at 4-08-2010 09:26 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice they’ve always had: work or prison.

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Posted: at 4-08-2010 10:45 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

Thx!

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Posted: at 4-08-2010 11:06 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

dont be too sure

Posted: at 4-08-2010 11:30 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

my bad!
never meant to cross ur temper

Posted: at 4-08-2010 01:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

When a man marries a woman, he looses his bachelors degree and his wife gets a masters.

Posted: at 4-08-2010 01:47 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

H ah ahahahahah . Yep. It is true.

Posted: at 4-08-2010 01:51 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming