GIFT: A CATTON OF CONDOM ON YOUR B-DAY

Date: 04-08-2010 4:17 pm (14 years ago) | Author: St. Inem-JEPH
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- at 4-08-2010 04:17 PM (14 years ago)
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YOU WAKE UP EARLY ON THE MORNING OF YOU BIRTHDAY, GETTING PREPARED TO LEAVE FOR WORK, AND UNEXPECTEDLY YOUR SPOUSE 2GETHER WITH THE CHILDREN IN THE LIVING ROOM AT LEAST TO MARK YOUR BIRTHDAY BEFORE LEAVING FOR WORK. YOUR SPOUSE PRESENTED YOU WITH A GIFT IN A WELL WRAPED FOILD. YOUR TOOK IT TO YOUR OFFICE FOR DISPLAY WITHOUT OPENING IT. ONLY TO DISCOVER LATER THAT IS WAS A CATTON OF CONDOM TO YOU ON YOUR B-DAY.

WHAT WILL FIRST COME TO YOUR MIND?

Posted: at 4-08-2010 04:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- sophiebaby at 4-08-2010 04:29 PM (14 years ago)
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i will be overhappy.
safety first
Posted: at 4-08-2010 04:29 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Treasure2 at 4-08-2010 04:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Inemx on  4-08-2010 04:17 PM
YOU WAKE UP EARLY ON THE MORNING OF YOU BIRTHDAY, GETTING PREPARED TO LEAVE FOR WORK, AND UNEXPECTEDLY YOUR SPOUSE 2GETHER WITH THE CHILDREN IN THE LIVING ROOM AT LEAST TO MARK YOUR BIRTHDAY BEFORE LEAVING FOR WORK. YOUR SPOUSE PRESENTED YOU WITH A GIFT IN A WELL WRAPED FOILD. YOUR TOOK IT TO YOUR OFFICE FOR DISPLAY WITHOUT OPENING IT. ONLY TO DISCOVER LATER THAT IS WAS A CATTON OF CONDOM TO YOU ON YOUR B-DAY.

WHAT WILL FIRST COME TO YOUR MIND?
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin.
Posted: at 4-08-2010 04:30 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Inemx at 4-08-2010 04:31 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on  4-08-2010 04:29 PM
i will be overhappy.
safety first

COMPLETE MADNESS. HAPPY KE?
Posted: at 4-08-2010 04:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 4-08-2010 04:39 PM (14 years ago)
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yes o
Posted: at 4-08-2010 04:39 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kennee at 4-08-2010 04:40 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Inemx on  4-08-2010 04:17 PM
YOU WAKE UP EARLY ON THE MORNING OF YOU BIRTHDAY, GETTING PREPARED TO LEAVE FOR WORK, AND UNEXPECTEDLY YOUR SPOUSE 2GETHER WITH THE CHILDREN IN THE LIVING ROOM AT LEAST TO MARK YOUR BIRTHDAY BEFORE LEAVING FOR WORK. YOUR SPOUSE PRESENTED YOU WITH A GIFT IN A WELL WRAPED FOILD. YOUR TOOK IT TO YOUR OFFICE FOR DISPLAY WITHOUT OPENING IT. ONLY TO DISCOVER LATER THAT IS WAS A CATTON OF CONDOM TO YOU ON YOUR B-DAY.

WHAT WILL FIRST COME TO YOUR MIND?

l go Charge go House With Plenty Current for my Head and ask Her Wetin dey Bring dat kain Rough Play  Huh?
Posted: at 4-08-2010 04:40 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- blessedme at 4-08-2010 04:45 PM (14 years ago)
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which rough play? abi u go go do rough rider for house?
Posted: at 4-08-2010 04:45 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- wallas at 4-08-2010 04:45 PM (14 years ago)
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i go open shop sharp sharp
Posted: at 4-08-2010 04:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blessedme at 4-08-2010 04:51 PM (14 years ago)
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open shop for office or for ya house
Posted: at 4-08-2010 04:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kennee at 4-08-2010 04:52 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin

As the Condom Plenty na, make he Sell dem, na new Business
Posted: at 4-08-2010 04:52 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kennee at 4-08-2010 04:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: blessedme on  4-08-2010 04:45 PM
which rough play? abi u go go do rough rider for house?

Come to think of it, if l no dey Cheat l go just kuku do wetin she want make l do na, abi?  Cool
Posted: at 4-08-2010 04:53 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- blessedme at 4-08-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago)
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na im i talk na go back house  go rough handle for the rough rider wey she giv u
Posted: at 4-08-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- divineproject at 4-08-2010 05:00 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennee on  4-08-2010 04:40 PM
Quote from: Inemx on  4-08-2010 04:17 PM
YOU WAKE UP EARLY ON THE MORNING OF YOU BIRTHDAY, GETTING PREPARED TO LEAVE FOR WORK, AND UNEXPECTEDLY YOUR SPOUSE 2GETHER WITH THE CHILDREN IN THE LIVING ROOM AT LEAST TO MARK YOUR BIRTHDAY BEFORE LEAVING FOR WORK. YOUR SPOUSE PRESENTED YOU WITH A GIFT IN A WELL WRAPED FOILD. YOUR TOOK IT TO YOUR OFFICE FOR DISPLAY WITHOUT OPENING IT. ONLY TO DISCOVER LATER THAT IS WAS A CATTON OF CONDOM TO YOU ON YOUR B-DAY.

WHAT WILL FIRST COME TO YOUR MIND?

l go Charge go House With Plenty Current for my Head and ask Her Wetin dey Bring dat kain Rough Play  Huh?

Wetin be rough play inside?..........no be ur wife she be?
Posted: at 4-08-2010 05:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kennee at 4-08-2010 05:03 PM (14 years ago)
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@Blessedme and Divine P

She Bought dat Box of Condoms cos she Believes l'm Cheating and she wants me to do it with Protection

Una no get the Message?  Smiley
Posted: at 4-08-2010 05:03 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Inemx at 4-08-2010 05:04 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennee on  4-08-2010 04:53 PM
Quote from: blessedme on  4-08-2010 04:45 PM
which rough play? abi u go go do rough rider for house?

Come to think of it, if l no dey Cheat l go just kuku do wetin she want make l do na, abi?  Cool

LOL
Posted: at 4-08-2010 05:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blessedme at 4-08-2010 05:05 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennee on  4-08-2010 05:03 PM
@Blessedme and Divine P

She Bought dat Box of Condoms cos she Believes l'm Cheating and she wants me to do it with Protection

Una no get the Message?  Smiley
Any way na gift sha
Posted: at 4-08-2010 05:05 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Inemx at 4-08-2010 05:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennee on  4-08-2010 05:03 PM
@Blessedme and Divine P

She Bought dat Box of Condoms cos she Believes l'm Cheating and she wants me to do it with Protection

Una no get the Message?  Smiley

SHE ACTUALLY KNEW THAT THE HUSBAND WAS IN THE GAME. SHE DECIDED TO XPRESS HER DECISION THAT WAY.
Posted: at 4-08-2010 05:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wallas at 4-08-2010 05:10 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: blessedme on  4-08-2010 05:05 PM
Quote from: Kennee on  4-08-2010 05:03 PM
@Blessedme and Divine P

She Bought dat Box of Condoms cos she Believes l'm Cheating and she wants me to do it with Protection

Una no get the Message?  Smiley
Any way na gift sha
so u go use am finish?
ur nyash go blow ooo...
Posted: at 4-08-2010 05:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blessedme at 4-08-2010 05:10 PM (14 years ago)
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na good wife she be na
Posted: at 4-08-2010 05:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- blessedme at 4-08-2010 05:11 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: wallas on  4-08-2010 05:10 PM
Quote from: blessedme on  4-08-2010 05:05 PM
Quote from: Kennee on  4-08-2010 05:03 PM
@Blessedme and Divine P

She Bought dat Box of Condoms cos she Believes l'm Cheating and she wants me to do it with Protection

Una no get the Message?  Smiley
Any way na gift sha
so u go use am finish?
ur nyash go blow ooo...
i go share am to singles n bachelors
Posted: at 4-08-2010 05:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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