Ultimate Excuse....

Date: 26-08-2010 2:31 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Daniel Olatunji
- at 26-08-2010 02:31 PM (14 years ago)
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after a Sunday service the pastor was standing by the door saying goodbye to the church members as the went home. Then he saw jim who hardly came to church, so he decided to go over to encourage jim he said "Jim you are fearfully and wonderfully made, why waste the talents God has give you, be a soldier in the army of the Lord" jim said"but pastor i'm am" the pastor said "then why is it i only see you on Christmas, new year and easter" jim said "that's because i'm in the secret service"

Posted: at 26-08-2010 02:31 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- kooljayjay at 26-08-2010 02:45 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 26-08-2010 02:45 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 27-08-2010 03:32 AM (14 years ago)
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even last week here...haba
Posted: at 27-08-2010 03:32 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kayfem at 27-08-2010 05:27 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 27-08-2010 05:27 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyiis at 27-08-2010 02:27 PM (14 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 27-08-2010 02:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 27-08-2010 07:03 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 27-08-2010 07:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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