Can't argue with an old lady...

Date: 15-09-2010 2:06 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Tity MOMOH
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- at 15-09-2010 02:06 PM (13 years ago)
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding
her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, 'Pardon me, madam. I do not
intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up
in this high wind?'

'Yes, I know,' said the lady.

'I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.'

'But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and
your privates are exposed!' said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, 'Sir,
anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!'

Posted: at 15-09-2010 02:06 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- omotoyosolabisi at 15-09-2010 04:04 PM (13 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 15-09-2010 04:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy9 at 15-09-2010 05:28 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 15-09-2010 05:28 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- graciouslove at 15-09-2010 06:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Ok now
Posted: at 15-09-2010 06:10 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- fjoeaug at 15-09-2010 09:17 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahhahahhahahahahaha....... Grin
Posted: at 15-09-2010 09:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- itmomoh at 16-09-2010 08:01 AM (13 years ago)
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thx
Posted: at 16-09-2010 08:01 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kingbiggs at 16-09-2010 10:54 AM (13 years ago)
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lngkmd
Posted: at 16-09-2010 10:54 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- busquet at 16-09-2010 11:19 AM (13 years ago)
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Really can't laugh....................lmao
Posted: at 16-09-2010 11:19 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 16-09-2010 02:02 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahhahahahahha...
Posted: at 16-09-2010 02:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 20-09-2010 06:58 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 20-09-2010 06:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- skinnyB at 20-09-2010 07:03 PM (13 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 20-09-2010 07:03 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 20-09-2010 08:31 PM (13 years ago)
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A really good joke
Posted: at 20-09-2010 08:31 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- brizio at 21-09-2010 04:16 AM (13 years ago)
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nice one....LWKMD
Posted: at 21-09-2010 04:16 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chinyereokigbo at 21-09-2010 11:40 AM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahhahahaah
Posted: at 21-09-2010 11:40 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- desiresluv20 at 21-09-2010 03:27 PM (13 years ago)
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Na wao
Posted: at 21-09-2010 03:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 25-09-2010 02:25 PM (13 years ago)
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heheheheeeeeeeeee
Posted: at 25-09-2010 02:25 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 26-09-2010 04:15 AM (13 years ago)
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but......
Posted: at 26-09-2010 04:15 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Agatex at 28-09-2010 12:16 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: skinnyB on 20-09-2010 07:03 PM
cool

 Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-09-2010 12:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mykelly at 28-09-2010 01:17 PM (13 years ago)
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gud move
Posted: at 28-09-2010 01:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ezeoha1 at 30-09-2010 08:37 PM (13 years ago)
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the hat never old
but  others don old
Posted: at 30-09-2010 08:37 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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