A football match

Date: 15-09-2010 4:56 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Adenekan Adeola
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Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."

"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.

"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.

Posted: at 15-09-2010 04:56 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 16-09-2010 02:09 PM (14 years ago)
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9ice
Posted: at 16-09-2010 02:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 20-09-2010 06:54 PM (14 years ago)
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''''''''''?''''''''ffffffffff         

Posted: at 20-09-2010 06:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 20-09-2010 08:29 PM (14 years ago)
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E dey xtra time abi?

Posted: at 20-09-2010 08:29 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- brizio at 21-09-2010 04:03 AM (14 years ago)
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im for just go penalty shoot out str8
Posted: at 21-09-2010 04:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tambeiort at 21-09-2010 09:55 AM (14 years ago)
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don't understand the meaning of this joke. Lips Sealed
Posted: at 21-09-2010 09:55 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 21-09-2010 12:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Go find teacher to xplain to u na!

Posted: at 21-09-2010 12:34 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- desiresluv20 at 21-09-2010 03:25 PM (14 years ago)
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I understand may be the father and mum

Posted: at 21-09-2010 03:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doncas at 22-09-2010 12:31 AM (14 years ago)
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in case next time mike ask them to come hire malouda and drogba kakuta for goal purpose.
Posted: at 22-09-2010 12:31 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyiis at 25-09-2010 02:19 PM (14 years ago)
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heheheheeeeeeee

Posted: at 25-09-2010 02:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 26-09-2010 04:20 AM (14 years ago)
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dreamer
Posted: at 26-09-2010 04:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Moshaden4real at 26-09-2010 05:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: tambeiort on 21-09-2010 09:55 AM
don't understand the meaning of this joke. Lips Sealed
CHAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII na WAOoooOooooOOOooooooooooOOO
Posted: at 26-09-2010 05:16 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Moshaden4real at 26-09-2010 05:17 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: desiresluv20 on 21-09-2010 03:25 PM
I understand may be the father and mum
Got any sense..............................
Posted: at 26-09-2010 05:17 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 27-09-2010 12:40 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 27-09-2010 12:40 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Moshaden4real at 27-09-2010 03:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 27-09-2010 12:40 AM
lol
wetin dey make laff na
Posted: at 27-09-2010 03:47 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- monasea at 27-09-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago)
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nice, mike is a sharp guy
Posted: at 27-09-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mykelly at 27-09-2010 05:11 PM (14 years ago)
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are you sure
Posted: at 27-09-2010 05:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Agatex at 28-09-2010 11:07 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 27-09-2010 12:40 AM
lol
Posted: at 28-09-2010 11:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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