18 Similarities Between Women and Computers (Page 5)

Date: 11-10-2008 11:32 pm (15 years ago) | Author: MIRABELA
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- osituga at 24-10-2008 07:45 PM (15 years ago)
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True
Posted: at 24-10-2008 07:45 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- snowball at 24-10-2008 09:14 PM (15 years ago)
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mini computers,though not all
Posted: at 24-10-2008 09:14 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- sweet_kay at 26-10-2008 12:22 AM (15 years ago)
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Truly, there are similarities between women and computers. Yet we must not mistake similarities for "the same." They aren't the same. But they are similar.
Talking about CDs for computers and women:
1 If you put the CDs the wrong way, they get damaged, so with care.
2 You can leave the CDs in the drive while going about your days activities; they can be useful at a time you never expect.
Hope you get it.
Kudos for all the brilliant contributions, especially to the author, keep it up!
Posted: at 26-10-2008 12:22 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Obonz at 26-10-2008 12:30 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: sweet_kay on 26-10-2008 12:22 AM
Truly, there are similarities between women and computers. Yet we must not mistake similarities for "the same." They aren't the same. But they are similar.
Talking about CDs for computers and women:
1 If you put the CDs the wrong way, they get damaged, so with care.
2 You can leave the CDs in the drive while going about your days activities; they can be useful at a time you never expect.
Hope you get it.
Kudos for all the brilliant contributions, especially to the author, keep it up!


No Need to Stand dey Pose ,Dey Put Your Face like SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!   Cos................
Posted: at 26-10-2008 12:30 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenzy2 at 26-10-2008 12:25 PM (15 years ago)
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na wa o


Posted: at 26-10-2008 12:25 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- oizar at 27-10-2008 12:03 AM (15 years ago)
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to an extent i think most of em r true
Posted: at 27-10-2008 12:03 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- markblend at 27-10-2008 11:22 AM (15 years ago)
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Women r lik softwares.d more u download,d more u r told of new ones 2 download.markblend
Posted: at 27-10-2008 11:22 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Pretty-Palmer at 27-10-2008 11:39 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Obonz on 13-10-2008 08:26 PM
Both women and computers uses CD's  ( are you thinking what I am thinking ) hahahahahah heheheheh hhuhuhuuuhuhuu no laugh oh !!!

laugh out loud,
cos its a free world
Posted: at 27-10-2008 11:39 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Pretty-Palmer at 27-10-2008 11:52 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: osituga on 14-10-2008 08:56 PM
Passing by
y are u always passing by
Posted: at 27-10-2008 11:52 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- wisgold at 27-10-2008 12:31 PM (15 years ago)
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That is an unfair comparison
Posted: at 27-10-2008 12:31 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- SAmyrocko at 27-10-2008 12:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Unfair ke!!
Posted: at 27-10-2008 12:49 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- hallarecunley at 27-10-2008 02:17 PM (15 years ago)
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women need ups-uninterupted power supply(men)all the time
Posted: at 27-10-2008 02:17 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- wiseandspecial at 28-10-2008 10:14 AM (15 years ago)
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 I don't believe these similarities are actually what women should be compare to.  so you de wrong o.k.
Posted: at 28-10-2008 10:14 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- keveen at 29-10-2008 01:16 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: wiseandspecial on 28-10-2008 10:14 AM
I don't believe these similarities are actually what women should be compare to.  so you de wrong o.k.


u dey wrong.. newbie!
Posted: at 29-10-2008 01:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- akjasper at 29-10-2008 02:28 AM (15 years ago)
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Well still dnt have anything to say.
Posted: at 29-10-2008 02:28 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- papach at 29-10-2008 08:45 AM (15 years ago)
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FACT IS THAT

WOMEN ARE MORE CONTAMINATED LIKE COMPUTERS WHO HAVE VIRUSES OR TROJANS

WOMEN WEAR OUT OR ARE OUTDATED LIKE COMPUTERS THAT HAVE NEWER VERSIONS

WOMEN NEED TO BE CLEANED UP JUST LIKE COMPUTERS

WOMEN SOMETIMES LACK NETWORK LIKE COMPUTERS

WOMEN ARE COMPLICATED LIKE COMPUTERS

WOMEN DO WHAT THEY ARE FED WITH LIKE COMPUTERS

WOMEN CAN BE CARRIED ABOUT EASILY LIKE LAPTOP COMPUTERS

WOMEN NEED TO BE CHARGED TO GET POWER LIKE COMPUTERS

WOMEN HAVE SO MANY PORES WHERE GADGETS CAN BE SOCKETED LIKE THE COMPUTERS

WOMEN  EASILY UPLOAD THINGS  LIKE  COMPUTERS

WOMEN EASILY SPREAD INFO LIKE COMPUTERS

WOMEN LOSE THEIR WORTH WITHIN SHORT PERIODS LIKE COMPUTERS

WOMEN ARE ADMIRED AND WANTED WHEN THEY ARE NEW LIKE COMPUTERS

WOMEN ARE DUMPED AT THE GABABGE WHEN THEY ARE WORN OUT LIKE COMPUTERS

WOMEN CAN BE ACCESSED BY EVERYONE LIKE COMPUTERS

WOMEN ARE ATTACKED BY INFECTED FILES EASILY LIKE COMPUTERS

WOMEN RUN DOWN EASILY WHEN OVERUSED LIKE COMPUTERS

WOMEN HAVE LESSER YEARS TO SUSTAIN THEIR BEAUTY OR FINESS LIKE COMPUTERS

YOU SAID 18 SIMILARITIES DEAR AND I WISH YOU CAN MAKE IT 180 SIMILARITIES AND I SHALL GIVE YOU 100 SIMILARITIES BTW WOMEN AND COMPUTERS

Posted: at 29-10-2008 08:45 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- softy at 29-10-2008 03:32 PM (15 years ago)
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hmn great guys...to me,women has sensitive connecting ports like computer(USB,Serial or Parallel ports)
Posted: at 29-10-2008 03:32 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- keveen at 29-10-2008 03:35 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: softy on 29-10-2008 03:32 PM
hmn great guys...to me,women has sensitive connecting ports like computer(USB,Serial or Parallel ports)


wireless...
Posted: at 29-10-2008 03:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blackbeauty005 at 29-10-2008 04:09 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahaha.... papach nice one.... go on but dont let them eat me oooo...
Posted: at 29-10-2008 04:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Obonz at 29-10-2008 10:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Eat You ,Like Rat
Posted: at 29-10-2008 10:21 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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