Smiling dead bodies

Date: 06-11-2010 1:49 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Adenekan Adeola
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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces.

The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

The Coroner tells the Inspector: 'First body: An Italian , 60, died Of
heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.'

Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the Lottery,
spent it all on whiskey, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the Smile.'

The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?'

'Ah,' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one. Danny O'Neil,
Irish, 30, struck by lightning.'


'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.


'Thought he was having his picture taken'.

Posted: at 6-11-2010 01:49 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- Teeteeylaryor at 6-11-2010 01:58 PM (14 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
abeg you no go kill me with laugh
Posted: at 6-11-2010 01:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- icecold4eva at 6-11-2010 03:11 PM (14 years ago)
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Dead on.... Grin
Posted: at 6-11-2010 03:11 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Riverniger1 at 6-11-2010 05:32 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 6-11-2010 05:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mhspecial at 6-11-2010 06:28 PM (14 years ago)
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abeg you no go kill me with laugh
[/quote] you make sense die lol
Posted: at 6-11-2010 06:28 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- honeydropss at 6-11-2010 06:56 PM (14 years ago)
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mehn, this is crazy!!
Posted: at 6-11-2010 06:56 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- 4kasibe247 at 6-11-2010 06:59 PM (14 years ago)
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 Wink
Posted: at 6-11-2010 06:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shinapeters at 6-11-2010 08:24 PM (14 years ago)
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THIS IS HILARIOUS Grin
Posted: at 6-11-2010 08:24 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 6-11-2010 08:33 PM (14 years ago)
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I cant explain how funny dis joke is


I mean dis is classic........kep it up man
Posted: at 6-11-2010 08:33 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Mariah123 at 6-11-2010 08:42 PM (14 years ago)
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I dey very sure say na laughing-cry be dat :'(
Posted: at 6-11-2010 08:42 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 6-11-2010 08:45 PM (14 years ago)
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How u know? 



Na u carry am go dat mortuary?
Posted: at 6-11-2010 08:45 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ajanni at 7-11-2010 09:24 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 7-11-2010 09:24 AM (14 years ago) | Grande Master
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- Moshaden4real at 7-11-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  6-11-2010 08:33 PM
I cant explain how funny dis joke is


I mean dis is classic........kep it up man
Thanks  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-11-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Arabmoney2 at 7-11-2010 04:22 PM (14 years ago)
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gud
Posted: at 7-11-2010 04:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Teeteeylaryor at 8-11-2010 10:32 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  6-11-2010 08:33 PM
I cant explain how funny dis joke is


I mean dis is classic........kep it up man

thnx, 1st tym it mak sense to u Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 8-11-2010 10:32 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xena15 at 8-11-2010 10:57 AM (14 years ago)
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Nice 1
Posted: at 8-11-2010 10:57 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 8-11-2010 11:18 AM (14 years ago)
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cool joke..
Posted: at 8-11-2010 11:18 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 8-11-2010 11:46 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on  8-11-2010 10:32 AM
Quote from: xter on  6-11-2010 08:33 PM
I cant explain how funny dis joke is


I mean dis is classic........kep it up man

thnx, 1st tym it mak sense to u Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
lol
Posted: at 8-11-2010 11:46 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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