How to tell a lady that her zipper is open (Page 11)

Date: 22-11-2010 1:05 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Saviour Ibanga
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- atamajim at 23-11-2010 02:48 PM (14 years ago)
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wat are talking here sef?
Posted: at 23-11-2010 02:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Michro at 23-11-2010 02:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Bestheart on 23-11-2010 02:42 PM
Quote from: Michro on 23-11-2010 01:56 PM
Quote from: Adikpe on 23-11-2010 01:53 PM
Quote from: Savelife4real on 23-11-2010 01:32 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 23-11-2010 01:28 PM
Quote from: Savelife4real on 23-11-2010 01:18 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 23-11-2010 01:13 PM
who u dey talk to ??  Huh?
weting u hear?
i hear sometin abt a G and a string
OK,
Bring them 2geda
d G and d STRING
G + STRING = GSTRING
.
Michro, dem go corrupt hereoooo, infact I dey wait for you for house, you go come house come meet me today.
U comot 4 house since. U no cook, U dey starve me abi?
I go meet u for house very soon...
Posted: at 23-11-2010 02:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bestheart at 23-11-2010 02:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Michro on 23-11-2010 02:50 PM
Quote from: Bestheart on 23-11-2010 02:42 PM
Quote from: Michro on 23-11-2010 01:56 PM
Quote from: Adikpe on 23-11-2010 01:53 PM
Quote from: Savelife4real on 23-11-2010 01:32 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 23-11-2010 01:28 PM
Quote from: Savelife4real on 23-11-2010 01:18 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 23-11-2010 01:13 PM
who u dey talk to ??  Huh?
weting u hear?
i hear sometin abt a G and a string
OK,
Bring them 2geda
d G and d STRING
G + STRING = GSTRING
.
Michro, dem go corrupt hereoooo, infact I dey wait for you for house, you go come house come meet me today.
U comot 4 house since. U no cook, U dey starve me abi?
I go meet u for house very soon...
You keep money for me? you won chop, you go come house today come chop me.

Posted: at 23-11-2010 02:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Michro at 23-11-2010 02:57 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Bestheart on 23-11-2010 02:54 PM
Quote from: Michro on 23-11-2010 02:50 PM
Quote from: Bestheart on 23-11-2010 02:42 PM
Quote from: Michro on 23-11-2010 01:56 PM
Quote from: Adikpe on 23-11-2010 01:53 PM
Quote from: Savelife4real on 23-11-2010 01:32 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 23-11-2010 01:28 PM
Quote from: Savelife4real on 23-11-2010 01:18 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 23-11-2010 01:13 PM
who u dey talk to ??  Huh?
weting u hear?
i hear sometin abt a G and a string
OK,
Bring them 2geda
d G and d STRING
G + STRING = GSTRING
.
Michro, dem go corrupt hereoooo, infact I dey wait for you for house, you go come house come meet me today.
U comot 4 house since. U no cook, U dey starve me abi?
I go meet u for house very soon...
You keep money for me? you won chop, you go come house today come chop me.
Dat N20 wey I give u na wetin u take am do, eh?
Posted: at 23-11-2010 02:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bestheart at 23-11-2010 03:04 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Michro on 23-11-2010 02:57 PM
Quote from: Bestheart on 23-11-2010 02:54 PM
Quote from: Michro on 23-11-2010 02:50 PM
Quote from: Bestheart on 23-11-2010 02:42 PM
Quote from: Michro on 23-11-2010 01:56 PM
Quote from: Adikpe on 23-11-2010 01:53 PM
Quote from: Savelife4real on 23-11-2010 01:32 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 23-11-2010 01:28 PM
Quote from: Savelife4real on 23-11-2010 01:18 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 23-11-2010 01:13 PM
who u dey talk to ??  Huh?
weting u hear?
i hear sometin abt a G and a string
OK,
Bring them 2geda
d G and d STRING
G + STRING = GSTRING
.
Michro, dem go corrupt hereoooo, infact I dey wait for you for house, you go come house come meet me today.
U comot 4 house since. U no cook, U dey starve me abi?
I go meet u for house very soon...
You keep money for me? you won chop, you go come house today come chop me.
Dat N20 wey I give u na wetin u take am do, eh?
You are wicked, I'm packing my loads, you will not see me, when you come back, go and get whom you will be giving N20 wicked man.

Posted: at 23-11-2010 03:04 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Michro at 23-11-2010 03:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Bestheart on 23-11-2010 03:04 PM
Quote from: Michro on 23-11-2010 02:57 PM
Quote from: Bestheart on 23-11-2010 02:54 PM
Quote from: Michro on 23-11-2010 02:50 PM
Quote from: Bestheart on 23-11-2010 02:42 PM
Quote from: Michro on 23-11-2010 01:56 PM
Quote from: Adikpe on 23-11-2010 01:53 PM
Quote from: Savelife4real on 23-11-2010 01:32 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 23-11-2010 01:28 PM
Quote from: Savelife4real on 23-11-2010 01:18 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 23-11-2010 01:13 PM
who u dey talk to ??  Huh?
weting u hear?
i hear sometin abt a G and a string
OK,
Bring them 2geda
d G and d STRING
G + STRING = GSTRING
.
Michro, dem go corrupt hereoooo, infact I dey wait for you for house, you go come house come meet me today.
U comot 4 house since. U no cook, U dey starve me abi?
I go meet u for house very soon...
You keep money for me? you won chop, you go come house today come chop me.
Dat N20 wey I give u na wetin u take am do, eh?
You are wicked, I'm packing my loads, you will not see me, when you come back, go and get whom you will be giving N20 wicked man.
U no serious.
Not be 20K na im I give u
Posted: at 23-11-2010 03:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bafyguy at 23-11-2010 03:12 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: mallorca on 22-11-2010 01:23 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 22-11-2010 01:11 PM
Quote from: mallorca on 22-11-2010 01:11 PM
zip her off my sef


 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
i will do it over and over again
LOLZZZZZZZZZZ
Posted: at 23-11-2010 03:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Michro at 23-11-2010 03:13 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: bafyguy on 23-11-2010 03:12 PM
Quote from: mallorca on 22-11-2010 01:23 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 22-11-2010 01:11 PM
Quote from: mallorca on 22-11-2010 01:11 PM
zip her off my sef


 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
i will do it over and over again
LOLZZZZZZZZZZ
.
Posted: at 23-11-2010 03:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bhl72 at 23-11-2010 03:37 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmandazie on 22-11-2010 01:17 PM
Something like; 'Hi lady, ur G-string is very beautiful, Can I have a closer examination of it?' Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

wahala...
Posted: at 23-11-2010 03:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neroedheroe at 23-11-2010 04:26 PM (14 years ago)
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NO COMENT Huh?
Posted: at 23-11-2010 04:26 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- funeral at 23-11-2010 04:51 PM (14 years ago)
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I dont have 2 say a word cause i might end up being accussed of something.
 
Posted: at 23-11-2010 04:51 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- macgreat at 23-11-2010 05:01 PM (14 years ago)
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hmm
Posted: at 23-11-2010 05:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Gbravo at 23-11-2010 05:11 PM (14 years ago)
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THAT IS NOT A BIG DEAL , BECOS I HAVE COME  ACROSS SUCH INCIDENT AND WHEN I TOLD TO PULL UP IS JEANS SHE REAL APPLCIATE IT AND THANX ME 
Posted: at 23-11-2010 05:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Michro at 23-11-2010 06:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Gbravo on 23-11-2010 05:11 PM
THAT IS NOT A BIG DEAL , BECOS I HAVE COME  ACROSS SUCH INCIDENT AND WHEN I TOLD TO PULL UP IS JEANS SHE REAL APPLCIATE IT AND THANX ME 
Huh?
Posted: at 23-11-2010 06:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Savelife4real at 23-11-2010 10:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: macgreat on 23-11-2010 05:01 PM
hmm

Ya pant is (       )
Posted: at 23-11-2010 10:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Savelife4real at 23-11-2010 10:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: atamajim on 23-11-2010 02:48 PM
wat are talking here sef?

How you can be of help tp tell a lady that her headquater is not secured
Posted: at 23-11-2010 10:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Michro at 23-11-2010 10:45 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Savelife4real on 23-11-2010 10:21 PM
Quote from: atamajim on 23-11-2010 02:48 PM
wat are talking here sef?

How you can be of help tp tell a lady that her headquater is not secured
Huh?
Posted: at 23-11-2010 10:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brainline at 23-11-2010 11:33 PM (14 years ago)
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jst walk up 2 her nd tel her wit respect......
Posted: at 23-11-2010 11:33 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- luckysky at 23-11-2010 11:57 PM (14 years ago)
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The truth is this... no matter how it is said, it is still embarrassing... but the best approach is to whisper it to her or use sign language... After all, embarrassment doesn't kill.  Wink
Posted: at 23-11-2010 11:57 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- laydeelaracraft at 24-11-2010 12:07 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Michro on 22-11-2010 10:12 PM
Quote from: xena15 on 22-11-2010 09:28 PM
@flymamacita,u don ask dat ashawo where him sleep last nite???
If u like call me ashawo.
Wether u like, we go divorce, make I fit settle down with my PRECIOUS, BEAUTIFUL AND CARING FLYMAMACITA

see flattery left right n centre- careful flymama b4 he turns ur brain to mush  Grin
Posted: at 24-11-2010 12:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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