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Date: 17-01-2011 11:04 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Mumuni Samandi
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- at 17-01-2011 11:04 PM (13 years ago)
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a crawler on all forces (cripple)  steals a sack of maize and was send to court;

Judge: you are here today because you have being arrested for stealing this sack of maize

cripple: no it is not true

judge: so are you guilty or not guilty

cripple:  not guilty how on earth would i have stolen this whole sack of maize how can i carry it.

judge: it is true you are not guilty you are discharged

cripple: thank you your Lordship.

judge: as he was leaving the court room the judge call him back you reward for not been guilty is the sack of maize take it home please

Cripple: thanks , and very fast he carried the sack of maize all alone without the help of anyone and was gladly out of court.

Judge : called him back and pronounce him guilty because of how he alone could carry the maize all by him self




Posted: at 17-01-2011 11:04 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- Riverniger1 at 17-01-2011 11:16 PM (13 years ago)
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lol........funny

 Yours faithfully ,....River Grin Grin

Posted: at 17-01-2011 11:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shinapeters at 17-01-2011 11:20 PM (13 years ago)
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moral of the story? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 17-01-2011 11:20 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Riverniger1 at 17-01-2011 11:27 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: shinapeters on 17-01-2011 11:20 PM
moral of the story? Huh? Huh?

China-peters...... wetin naa? Cheesy

Posted: at 17-01-2011 11:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xavexdo5 at 17-01-2011 11:52 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 17-01-2011 11:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 18-01-2011 05:43 AM (13 years ago)
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funi
Posted: at 18-01-2011 05:43 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 18-01-2011 07:12 AM (13 years ago)
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4ny

Posted: at 18-01-2011 07:12 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 18-01-2011 11:32 AM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 18-01-2011 11:32 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 18-01-2011 11:37 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: belogh on 17-01-2011 11:04 PM
a crawler on all forces (cripple)  steals a sack of maize and was send to court;

Judge: you are here today because you have being arrested for stealing this sack of maize
cripple: no it is not true
judge: so are you guilty or not guilty
cripple:  not guilty how on earth would i have stolen this whole sack of maize how can i carry it.
judge: it is true you are not guilty you are discharged
cripple: thank you your Lordship.

judge: as he was leaving the court room the judge call him back you reward for not been guilty is the sack of maize take it home please

Cripple: thanks , and very fast he carried the sack of maize all alone without the help of anyone and was gladly out of court.
Judge : called him back and pronounce him guilty because of how he alone could carry the maize all by him self


Quote from: shinapeters on 17-01-2011 11:20 PM
moral of the story? Huh? Huh?
can we now go to sleep.. this story might cos nightmare... Embarrassed
Posted: at 18-01-2011 11:37 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 18-01-2011 11:39 AM (13 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 18-01-2011 11:39 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- coolandrea at 18-01-2011 01:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: shinapeters on 17-01-2011 11:20 PM
moral of the story? Huh? Huh?
Its a joke not a story**
Posted: at 18-01-2011 01:51 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 18-01-2011 02:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: coolandrea on 18-01-2011 01:51 PM
Quote from: shinapeters on 17-01-2011 11:20 PM
moral of the story? Huh? Huh?
Its a joke not a story**
wetin sef? Angry
Posted: at 18-01-2011 02:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- coolandrea at 18-01-2011 02:33 PM (13 years ago)
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Op no b me u dey ask o?
Posted: at 18-01-2011 02:33 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 18-01-2011 02:35 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: coolandrea on 18-01-2011 02:33 PM
Op no b me u dey ask o?
wait first... who bring you come here? Angry
Posted: at 18-01-2011 02:35 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- coolandrea at 18-01-2011 02:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Na u get NP? Abi na u get joke forum?
Posted: at 18-01-2011 02:37 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 18-01-2011 02:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: coolandrea on 18-01-2011 02:37 PM
Na u get NP? Abi na u get joke forum?
Huh? Huh? Angry
i dey ask you question, you dey re-question me...
"cool and d gang" abi wetin you call yoursef, na you dem send come dis time? Angry
Posted: at 18-01-2011 02:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- coolandrea at 18-01-2011 02:52 PM (13 years ago)
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abeg no vex join dis face o**
Posted: at 18-01-2011 02:52 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- enoeno at 18-01-2011 02:55 PM (13 years ago)
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u try is funny
Posted: at 18-01-2011 02:55 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- enoeno at 18-01-2011 02:57 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 18-01-2011 02:42 PM
Quote from: coolandrea on 18-01-2011 02:37 PM
Na u get NP? Abi na u get joke forum?
Huh? Huh? Angry
i dey ask you question, you dey re-question me...
"cool and d gang" abi wetin you call yoursef, na you dem send come dis time? Angry

ur own no dey pass send come ebi like say u like that gramme so much
Posted: at 18-01-2011 02:57 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 18-01-2011 04:31 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 18-01-2011 04:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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