BAD WIFE

Date: 11-11-2008 10:16 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Cephas Ogana
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- at 11-11-2008 10:16 PM (15 years ago)
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               A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
               Afetr his checkup,the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

    He said:"your husband is suffering from a very severe disease,combined with horrible stress.
                 If you don't do the following,your husband will surely die.

Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant,
and make sure he's in a good mood.
for lunch make him a nutritious meal.
for dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day.
Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse.
And most importantly satisfy his every whim.
If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year,
                     
             I think your husband will regain his health completely".

      On the way home, the husband asked his wife:
                  "What did the doctor say?".

                  "You're surely going to die", she replied.

Posted: at 11-11-2008 10:16 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- e4ma at 12-11-2008 12:34 AM (15 years ago)
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thats a cold b**** right there
isnt it beta for the man to die instead of waiting for something good to come from this jezebel he's married to
Posted: at 12-11-2008 12:34 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 12-11-2008 11:21 AM (15 years ago)
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WITCH wife
Posted: at 12-11-2008 11:21 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 12-11-2008 02:04 PM (15 years ago)
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D woman no fit wait for d man to die sef... Na real ogbanje she be... Nice joke sha!!!LOL
Posted: at 12-11-2008 02:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 12-11-2008 02:15 PM (15 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 12-11-2008 02:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 12-11-2008 06:03 PM (15 years ago)
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na witch + onganje + mammywater
Posted: at 12-11-2008 06:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yeye89 at 12-11-2008 06:08 PM (15 years ago)
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some women are too wicked ..*shaking my head*
Posted: at 12-11-2008 06:08 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 12-11-2008 06:23 PM (15 years ago)
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make una no blame the woman too much na. she get her own reason oh. "who dey soak garri get plan oh" Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-11-2008 06:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 12-11-2008 06:27 PM (15 years ago)
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And pesin wen chop garri know why...
Posted: at 12-11-2008 06:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 12-11-2008 06:43 PM (15 years ago)
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GBAM!!!
Posted: at 12-11-2008 06:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 12-11-2008 07:37 PM (15 years ago)
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hmm this story is tragedic, did the man eventually died....I wish to see jet lee come and rescue with a frying pan kick on the woman heavy load. Cowbell our milk....hehe
Posted: at 12-11-2008 07:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- methodman at 12-11-2008 08:20 PM (15 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed...dis matter pass me to talk.dis woman na de last bus-stop of wickedness
Posted: at 12-11-2008 08:20 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- grin_genius4lif at 12-11-2008 08:22 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: methodman on 12-11-2008 08:20 PM
Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed...dis matter pass me to talk.dis woman na de last bus-stop of wickedness

  Grin Grin Grin Grin u funny....
Posted: at 12-11-2008 08:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 12-11-2008 08:54 PM (15 years ago)
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bad wife indeed
Posted: at 12-11-2008 08:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 12-11-2008 09:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 12-11-2008 08:22 PM
Quote from: methodman on 12-11-2008 08:20 PM
Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed...dis matter pass me to talk.dis woman na de last bus-stop of wickedness

  Grin Grin Grin Grin u funny....
wetin e talk wey funny
Posted: at 12-11-2008 09:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 12-11-2008 09:34 PM (15 years ago)
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aha wetin no funny there...but he dey try na...at least
Posted: at 12-11-2008 09:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- owuladewa at 13-11-2008 03:37 PM (15 years ago)
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???U dnt nd 2 blame d woman nw,na d tin weh doctor tel her to gi him b dat nw bt she wnt gi nutorious food first nd later gi him die hard meal. Grin
Posted: at 13-11-2008 03:37 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- methodman at 13-11-2008 03:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: owuladewa on 13-11-2008 03:37 PM
???U dnt nd 2 blame d woman nw,na d tin weh doctor tel her to gi him b dat nw bt she wnt gi nutorious food first nd later gi him die hard meal. Grin

Doctor say make the wife dey arrange good food 4 the man,give potting if congee catch am.But the wicked women believe sey she no go fit do all the sacrifice wey her husband need 2 get well,na why she go tell her hussy that kind terrible tin.

some women no dey try at all...
Posted: at 13-11-2008 03:45 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 13-11-2008 04:08 PM (15 years ago)
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@Oluwadewa... U bad ooh... Why u sey make we no blame d woman??? Habi uno know sey she be Abiku???
Posted: at 13-11-2008 04:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 14-11-2008 10:20 AM (15 years ago)
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WHO DEY SOAK GARRI GET PLAN Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-11-2008 10:20 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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