Tommy

Date: 25-01-2011 10:14 am (10 years ago) | Author: Deji Anthony
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- at 25-01-2011 10:14 AM (10 years ago)
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It was the start of a new school year. Jamie, a young and attractive lady teacher, was teaching a primary four class. After a few months, she noticed that there was one particular boy Tommy who wasn’t doing well in his class tests.

One day after school, Jamie asked the underperforming boy to stay back so that she could find out more about his difficulties.

Teacher: "Tommy, I noticed you have been doing poorly in your class tests recently. Are you facing any difficulties at home or in school?"

Tommy: "Teacher, I've fallen in love with someone.”

Teacher: "With whom?"

Tommy: "With you."

Teacher: *looks surprised* "But Tommy, you’re only ten years old now. Our age gap is too wide. I don't want a child."

Tommy: "Oh, don't worry Teacher. I know how to use a condom!"
 
  Grin

Posted: at 25-01-2011 10:14 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Teeteeylaryor at 25-01-2011 10:22 AM (10 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin Grin a crooked child

Posted: at 25-01-2011 10:22 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 25-01-2011 10:33 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on 25-01-2011 10:22 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin a crooked child
heheheheheheheeeee. Grin
that boy na wizard oo... Grin
@mrvoue: your head scatter for there... Grin
Posted: at 25-01-2011 10:33 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 25-01-2011 10:40 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-01-2011 10:33 AM
Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on 25-01-2011 10:22 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin a crooked child
heheheheheheheeeee. Grin
that boy na wizard oo... Grin
@mrvoue: your head scatter for there... Grin
abeg bros,no let my head scatter for now o
Posted: at 25-01-2011 10:40 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 25-01-2011 11:21 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 25-01-2011 10:40 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-01-2011 10:33 AM
Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on 25-01-2011 10:22 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin a crooked child
heheheheheheheeeee. Grin
that boy na wizard oo... Grin
@mrvoue: your head scatter for there... Grin
abeg bros,no let my head scatter for now o
okay sorry... you get mouth.. Grin
Posted: at 25-01-2011 11:21 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 25-01-2011 12:15 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-01-2011 11:21 AM
Quote from: mrvoue on 25-01-2011 10:40 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-01-2011 10:33 AM
Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on 25-01-2011 10:22 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin a crooked child
heheheheheheheeeee. Grin
that boy na wizard oo... Grin
@mrvoue: your head scatter for there... Grin
abeg bros,no let my head scatter for now o
okay sorry... you get mouth.. Grin
Grin hehe i evn get mouth 4 yansh sef,u go like see am?
Posted: at 25-01-2011 12:15 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 25-01-2011 12:17 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 25-01-2011 12:15 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-01-2011 11:21 AM
Quote from: mrvoue on 25-01-2011 10:40 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-01-2011 10:33 AM
Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on 25-01-2011 10:22 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin a crooked child
heheheheheheheeeee. Grin
that boy na wizard oo... Grin
@mrvoue: your head scatter for there... Grin
abeg bros,no let my head scatter for now o
okay sorry... you get mouth.. Grin
Grin hehe i evn get mouth 4 yansh sef,u go like see am?
Huh? Huh? Angry
you no well... Angry
Posted: at 25-01-2011 12:17 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- shinapeters at 25-01-2011 01:45 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-01-2011 12:17 PM
Quote from: mrvoue on 25-01-2011 12:15 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-01-2011 11:21 AM
Quote from: mrvoue on 25-01-2011 10:40 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-01-2011 10:33 AM
Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on 25-01-2011 10:22 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin a crooked child
heheheheheheheeeee. Grin
that boy na wizard oo... Grin
@mrvoue: your head scatter for there... Grin
abeg bros,no let my head scatter for now o
okay sorry... you get mouth.. Grin
Grin hehe i evn get mouth 4 yansh sef,u go like see am?
Huh? Huh? Angry
you no well... Angry
lol... poster, dis is good
Posted: at 25-01-2011 01:45 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mrvoue at 25-01-2011 01:55 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-01-2011 12:17 PM
Quote from: mrvoue on 25-01-2011 12:15 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-01-2011 11:21 AM
Quote from: mrvoue on 25-01-2011 10:40 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-01-2011 10:33 AM
Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on 25-01-2011 10:22 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin a crooked child
heheheheheheheeeee. Grin
that boy na wizard oo... Grin
@mrvoue: your head scatter for there... Grin
abeg bros,no let my head scatter for now o
okay sorry... you get mouth.. Grin
Grin hehe i evn get mouth 4 yansh sef,u go like see am?
Huh? Huh? Angry
you no well... Angry
ahn an...no b u isee wey dey smell shinapeter yansh? u com dey form holy 4 here
Posted: at 25-01-2011 01:55 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 25-01-2011 02:02 PM (10 years ago)
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dirty joke
off i go

Posted: at 25-01-2011 02:02 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Chamming at 25-01-2011 02:07 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 25-01-2011 10:14 AM
 
It was the start of a new school year. Jamie, a young and attractive lady teacher, was teaching a primary four class. After a few months, she noticed that there was one particular boy Tommy who wasn’t doing well in his class tests.

One day after school, Jamie asked the underperforming boy to stay back so that she could find out more about his difficulties.

Teacher: "Tommy, I noticed you have been doing poorly in your class tests recently. Are you facing any difficulties at home or in school?"

Tommy: "Teacher, I've fallen in love with someone.”

Teacher: "With whom?"

Tommy: "With you."

Teacher: *looks surprised* "But Tommy, you’re only ten years old now. Our age gap is too wide. I don't want a child."

Tommy: "Oh, don't worry Teacher. I know how to use a condom!"
 
  Grin

Am sure little tommy also have eyes 4. I reserved my comment 4 POSTER
Posted: at 25-01-2011 02:07 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sophiebaby at 25-01-2011 02:09 PM (10 years ago)
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o boy!

Posted: at 25-01-2011 02:09 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 25-01-2011 02:09 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 25-01-2011 01:55 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-01-2011 12:17 PM
Quote from: mrvoue on 25-01-2011 12:15 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-01-2011 11:21 AM
Quote from: mrvoue on 25-01-2011 10:40 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-01-2011 10:33 AM
Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on 25-01-2011 10:22 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin a crooked child
heheheheheheheeeee. Grin
that boy na wizard oo... Grin
@mrvoue: your head scatter for there... Grin
abeg bros,no let my head scatter for now o
okay sorry... you get mouth.. Grin
Grin hehe i evn get mouth 4 yansh sef,u go like see am?
Huh? Huh? Angry
you no well... Angry
ahn an...no b u isee wey dey smell shinapeter yansh? u com dey form holy 4 here
Shocked Shocked Shocked
abeg bros!u be wulu wulu? Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 25-01-2011 02:09 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 25-01-2011 02:13 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: xavexdo5 on 25-01-2011 02:09 PM
Quote from: mrvoue on 25-01-2011 01:55 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-01-2011 12:17 PM
Quote from: mrvoue on 25-01-2011 12:15 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-01-2011 11:21 AM
Quote from: mrvoue on 25-01-2011 10:40 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-01-2011 10:33 AM
Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on 25-01-2011 10:22 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin a crooked child
heheheheheheheeeee. Grin
that boy na wizard oo... Grin
@mrvoue: your head scatter for there... Grin
abeg bros,no let my head scatter for now o
okay sorry... you get mouth.. Grin
Grin hehe i evn get mouth 4 yansh sef,u go like see am?
Huh? Huh? Angry
you no well... Angry
ahn an...no b u isee wey dey smell shinapeter yansh? u com dey form holy 4 here
Shocked Shocked Shocked
abeg bros!u be wulu wulu? Shocked Shocked Shocked
i no knw o but ur fine face dey run my belle,u come b like pesin wey swallow camphor
Posted: at 25-01-2011 02:13 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 25-01-2011 02:14 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 25-01-2011 10:14 AM
 
It was the start of a new school year. Jamie, a young and attractive lady teacher, was teaching a primary four class. After a few months, she noticed that there was one particular boy Tommy who wasn’t doing well in his class tests.

One day after school, Jamie asked the underperforming boy to stay back so that she could find out more about his difficulties.

Teacher: "Tommy, I noticed you have been doing poorly in your class tests recently. Are you facing any difficulties at home or in school?"

Tommy: "Teacher, I've fallen in love with someone.”

Teacher: "With whom?"

Tommy: "With you."

Teacher: *looks surprised* "But Tommy, you’re only ten years old now. Our age gap is too wide. I don't want a child."

Tommy: "Oh, don't worry Teacher. I know how to use a condom!"
 
  Grin

Am sure little tommy also have eyes 4. I reserved my comment 4 POSTER
ahn ahn? wat is dat naw?  abi u wan tell me 4 koro ni?
Posted: at 25-01-2011 02:14 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dimejikemi at 25-01-2011 02:18 PM (10 years ago)
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VRY FUNNY

Posted: at 25-01-2011 02:18 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 25-01-2011 02:23 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: dimejikemi on 25-01-2011 02:18 PM
VRY FUNNY
lol whish one funny? abi u travel?
Posted: at 25-01-2011 02:23 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dimejikemi at 25-01-2011 03:03 PM (10 years ago)
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no, maybe ur dreamin

Posted: at 25-01-2011 03:03 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 25-01-2011 03:07 PM (10 years ago)
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heheheheheheheheheheheheeee.
mo je gbaa.... Grin
Posted: at 25-01-2011 03:07 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 25-01-2011 03:10 PM (10 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 25-01-2011 03:10 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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