yuu12 at 3-02-2011 12:13 PM (14 years ago) (m)
A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor. "You b*stard," the man says," my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
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Posted: at 3-02-2011 12:13 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
ok
Posted: at 3-02-2011 12:25 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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woooooooooooooooooow! ds is a big relief 4rm al d rubbish i'v bin readin since.
.vry 4ny n interestin
Posted: at 3-02-2011 12:37 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
Reply terryworld at 3-02-2011 12:43 PM (14 years ago) (m)
hehehehe.cool joke
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 3-02-2011 12:43 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply xavexdo5 at 3-02-2011 12:54 PM (14 years ago) (m)
nice joke.
if u continue to de post like dis u go die?
Posted: at 3-02-2011 12:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply at 3-02-2011 01:26 PM (14 years ago)
another cloned joke
Posted: at 3-02-2011 01:26 PM (14 years ago) |
Reply uchechrs at 3-02-2011 01:30 PM (14 years ago) (m)
waoooo this is serious
Posted: at 3-02-2011 01:30 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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Posted: at 3-02-2011 01:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply uchechrs at 3-02-2011 01:46 PM (14 years ago) (m)
luku luku, OMOTOYOSOLABISI your own no pass to dey look
Posted: at 3-02-2011 01:46 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply sophiebaby at 3-02-2011 01:54 PM (14 years ago) (f)
mumu man
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 3-02-2011 01:54 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply uchechrs at 3-02-2011 02:04 PM (14 years ago) (m)
the man no be mumu na over trust the worryam
Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:04 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply Chiluvsky at 3-02-2011 03:34 PM (14 years ago) (f)
lol...this one don pass mumu
Posted: at 3-02-2011 03:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply uchechrs at 3-02-2011 03:57 PM (14 years ago) (m)
sure? if na you wetin you go do?
Posted: at 3-02-2011 03:57 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply Skypon2002 at 4-02-2011 01:55 AM (14 years ago) (m)
so the man no know say na the uncle dey play the game?
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 4-02-2011 01:55 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 4-02-2011 01:57 AM (14 years ago) (m)
lol...this one don pass mumu
ee don pass mumu na him make the poster call am foolish man
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 4-02-2011 01:57 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply sboy4you at 4-02-2011 08:18 AM (14 years ago) (m)
wetin we fit call that kain husband self???
Posted: at 4-02-2011 08:18 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
Reply Skypon2002 at 5-02-2011 02:03 AM (14 years ago) (m)
na husband nah!
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 5-02-2011 02:03 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply soki4real at 5-02-2011 02:12 AM (14 years ago) (m)
wetin we fit call that kain husband self???
call ahm daddy
Posted: at 5-02-2011 02:12 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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akindindinrin no b lyk am o
Posted: at 5-02-2011 11:28 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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he is realy a big fool after dem don chop him wife
Posted: at 5-02-2011 04:07 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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