Too much Chicken

Date: 17-11-2008 4:06 pm (15 years ago) | Author: teegal
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- at 17-11-2008 04:06 PM (15 years ago)
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A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it any more?" She said " I love  it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap  and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down
there!"  "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right you are, better not eat any more chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She asked if she could look so he pulled down his pants for her. She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you, you've already got the neck and     the gizzards."

Posted: at 17-11-2008 04:06 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- size1 at 17-11-2008 04:21 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL, u r FUNNY, Keep it up
Posted: at 17-11-2008 04:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 17-11-2008 07:01 PM (15 years ago)
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omotola wetin be dis na ehn? you wan spoil me Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
THUMBS UP!!!
Posted: at 17-11-2008 07:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 17-11-2008 07:06 PM (15 years ago)
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Omotola you damn tight with this joke...Keep up the gud efforts
Posted: at 17-11-2008 07:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 17-11-2008 07:55 PM (15 years ago)
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no praise am too much oh Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-11-2008 07:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 17-11-2008 08:05 PM (15 years ago)
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Plz explain what is the meaning of the neck and the gizzard. i will really appreciate if u can use a diagram to expanciate. Thanks,
4rm ur Good student
Posted: at 17-11-2008 08:05 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kings_gs at 17-11-2008 09:13 PM (15 years ago)
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YOU TOO MUCH OMOTOLA, ONE BAG OF PURE WATER FOR YOU
Posted: at 17-11-2008 09:13 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- yeye89 at 17-11-2008 09:14 PM (15 years ago)
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lol at the the neck and the gizzards...
Posted: at 17-11-2008 09:14 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- grin_genius4lif at 17-11-2008 09:31 PM (15 years ago)
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@rezi...why? are you bodyguard for omotola
Posted: at 17-11-2008 09:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 17-11-2008 09:36 PM (15 years ago)
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una no wan answer my question abi?
Posted: at 17-11-2008 09:36 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- grin_genius4lif at 17-11-2008 09:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Jboy4shezo on 17-11-2008 08:05 PM
Plz explain what is the meaning of the neck and the gizzard. i will really appreciate if u can use a diagram to expanciate. Thanks,
4rm ur Good student

U can always find in when you have a simple look at the diagram of digestive system of a bird
Posted: at 17-11-2008 09:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gen2esther at 17-11-2008 10:58 PM (15 years ago)
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omotola u funny die  Smiley Smiley Smiley Grin Grin Grin
THUMPS UP and continue the good job
Posted: at 17-11-2008 10:58 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- love_omotola at 18-11-2008 10:51 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kings_gs on 17-11-2008 09:13 PM
YOU TOO MUCH OMOTOLA, ONE BAG OF PURE WATER FOR YOU

Na bag of pure water u go give me?
Posted: at 18-11-2008 10:51 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- love_omotola at 18-11-2008 10:52 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 17-11-2008 07:55 PM
no praise am too much oh Grin Grin Grin

y dem no go praise me?
Posted: at 18-11-2008 10:52 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 18-11-2008 04:38 PM (15 years ago)
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Hehehe... Huh Huh Huh...Huh Huh Huh Huh... Huuuuhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Very very Funny...

Omotola u are wonderful... Keep it up...

Posted: at 18-11-2008 04:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- love_omotola at 18-11-2008 05:08 PM (15 years ago)
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tanx jare
Posted: at 18-11-2008 05:08 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 18-11-2008 05:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Na me suppose tell u thanks for making my day very very bright...
Posted: at 18-11-2008 05:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 18-11-2008 08:22 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Jboy4shezo on 17-11-2008 09:36 PM
una no wan answer my question abi?

your answer simple na. pull down your em, em, em... you go see the diagram for there Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-11-2008 08:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- love_omotola at 19-11-2008 10:13 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 18-11-2008 08:22 PM
Quote from: Jboy4shezo on 17-11-2008 09:36 PM
una no wan answer my question abi?

your answer simple na. pull down your em, em, em... you go see the diagram for there Grin Grin Grin

Wat diagram are u talking about...can u attach it for us to view it?
Posted: at 19-11-2008 10:13 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 19-11-2008 10:18 AM (15 years ago)
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Stop omotola... Dont view oooh...
Posted: at 19-11-2008 10:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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