NAIJA SECURITY

Date: 19-11-2008 9:18 pm (12 years ago) | Author: EREZINA OYEGWA
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- at 19-11-2008 09:18 PM (12 years ago)
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WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF NIGERIA IS ATTACKED?

After the tragedy in New York and Washington the question arises: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF NIGERIA IS ATTACKED? Well ... if that happens, there can be no comparison. That's because in Nigeria we are much better prepared for these kind of attacks, given the following reasons.

1. We do not construct exaggerated elevated buildings.

2. We all get on the job late in the morning, so at 8:45 there won't be sufficient people to kill.

3. Fire fighters and police officers will do their utmost not to get to the spot in time. They will reach there just when everything is over, so there will be no casualties among them.

4. The Nigeria airways would surely have fouled up the terrorists plans by being delayed again, and of course loosing the luggage.

5. A Nigerian would not have used his cell phone to call home. He would've hit the terrorist with it over the head.

6. If a terrorist was living for one year in Nigeria (Oshodi), he would've been robbed and molested so many times he would've given up and gone back home long time ago.

7. In Nigeria the terrorists would not have gotten the flight manual, they would've had to pay for it.

8. In Nigeria "Egbe" (juju) go don make all the passengers disappear before the thing hit Mushin or Ajegunle.

You see... in Nigeria we are well prepared.

Posted: at 19-11-2008 09:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- gen2esther at 19-11-2008 09:59 PM (12 years ago)
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e funny sha but not too much Smiley Grin
Posted: at 19-11-2008 09:59 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Jboy4shezo at 19-11-2008 10:07 PM (12 years ago)
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stubborn-esther u do reach hear again abi, before u use una neighbour motor tey go take picture.
Posted: at 19-11-2008 10:07 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- actor at 19-11-2008 10:40 PM (12 years ago)
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o boy if na you nko.you go like dey yanky. 
Posted: at 19-11-2008 10:40 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 20-11-2008 09:46 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Jboy4shezo on 19-11-2008 10:07 PM
stubborn-esther u do reach hear again abi, before u use una neighbour motor tey go take picture.
jboy, why you feel say na her neighbor moto she use? so you wan tell me say she borrow the arsenal jersey too? Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-11-2008 09:46 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 21-11-2008 09:48 AM (12 years ago)
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Rezi na u know o, na only motor i talk o.
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:48 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 21-11-2008 09:59 AM (12 years ago)
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Why una feel sey esther borrow car and jersey take pose... If she borrow dem... Wat abt d building for i dey see for d pix...
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:59 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 21-11-2008 10:12 AM (12 years ago)
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Abeg make una free this babe o i no want make person go dey shed tears o
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:12 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 21-11-2008 10:18 AM (12 years ago)
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Why una feel sey esther borrow car and jersey take pose... If she borrow dem... Wat abt d building  i dey see for d pix...

@Jboy... Who dey beat her wen she wan cry...
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:18 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- methodman at 21-11-2008 10:45 AM (12 years ago)
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...funny, especially the last statement about juju
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:45 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- herdeysohjy at 21-11-2008 08:59 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 21-11-2008 08:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 09:33 PM (12 years ago)
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Jesus christ  comedians why u dismantled ester picture with blemish stuffs...Ahhh i laugh for the joke and for the comment...its a pity orezo and rezimero's comment about ester is worse
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:33 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 21-11-2008 10:09 PM (12 years ago)
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na wetin we feel, na im we talk oh Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 10:10 PM (12 years ago)
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but this is very em em.....
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-12-2008 06:29 PM (12 years ago)
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very what?
Posted: at 8-12-2008 06:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- morgan1 at 19-06-2016 07:05 AM (5 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 19-06-2016 07:05 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- scottchris at 19-06-2016 11:04 AM (5 years ago)
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Hahahahahahahahaa...... 9ja i hail una

Posted: at 19-06-2016 11:04 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 19-06-2016 07:22 PM (5 years ago)
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Chai..wat a lyf...I. Waka passs
Posted: at 19-06-2016 07:22 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- kison at 23-06-2016 07:31 PM (5 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 23-06-2016 07:31 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 23-06-2016 10:54 PM (5 years ago)
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Ok ...noted
Posted: at 23-06-2016 10:54 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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