na second hand dey last

Date: 09-03-2011 11:52 am (14 years ago) | Author: ABIOLA ADERAYO ADEGBIJI
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A divorced man bumps into his ex-wife's new husband at a party.
After knocking back a few drinks, he walks over to the guy and sneers: "So, how do you like using second-hand goods?" "Doesn't bother me," the new husband replies. "Once you get past the first three inches, it's all brand new."

Posted: at 9-03-2011 11:52 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Sheree at 9-03-2011 11:56 AM (14 years ago)
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really Huh? Grin Grin
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- chicanorose at 9-03-2011 11:58 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm Kiss

Posted: at 9-03-2011 11:58 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 9-03-2011 12:02 PM (14 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 9-03-2011 12:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 9-03-2011 12:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Steve tallk d one wey dey ur mind now oooo

cos i know say u reserve am
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- omotoyosolabisi at 9-03-2011 12:05 PM (14 years ago)
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 Florish, u be second- hand Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 9-03-2011 12:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 9-03-2011 12:11 PM (14 years ago)
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@toyosi U nko?

No lie oooo
U know say na my brother first do am be4 Kris after terry then skyppon then ..........................
ur own pass second hand but nothing still do u
abi i lie?

@ Stephen U wan come do am?Huh?

I dey wait oooo
Posted: at 9-03-2011 12:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 9-03-2011 12:12 PM (14 years ago)
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@florish u dey craze Huh? Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
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- Sheree at 9-03-2011 12:15 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on  9-03-2011 12:12 PM
@florish u dey craze Huh? Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry

why u dey vex Huh?

no be u find trouble Huh? Grin
Posted: at 9-03-2011 12:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 9-03-2011 12:15 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on  9-03-2011 12:11 PM
@toyosi U nko?

No lie oooo
U know say na my brother first do am be4 Kris after terry then skyppon then ..........................
ur own pass second hand but nothing still do u
abi i lie?

@ Stephen U wan come do am?Huh?

I dey wait oooo

u be bad gal Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-03-2011 12:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 9-03-2011 12:17 PM (14 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Sad Sad Sad Sad Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed

Toyosi no vex nah
sebi nah true
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-03-2011 12:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 9-03-2011 12:22 PM (14 years ago)
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@sheree, wetin concern u for dis mata now, plz warm yourself oooooooo Angry Angry


@florish, u mad ni Angry Angry
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- florish4love at 9-03-2011 12:26 PM (14 years ago)
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@toyosi I chop mad ni and I don give u small so na the reason why we dey behave d same Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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- Sheree at 9-03-2011 12:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on  9-03-2011 12:22 PM
@sheree, wetin concern u for dis mata now, plz warm yourself oooooooo Angry Angry


@florish, u mad ni Angry Angry

abeg make u bring the micro wave come jare Grin Grin Grin
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- Sheree at 9-03-2011 12:33 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  9-03-2011 12:31 PM
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women in action

no be u cause am Huh?
Posted: at 9-03-2011 12:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 9-03-2011 12:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Steve U neva piss finish

Se u don catch Gonorrhea ni  Huh? Huh?
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- Sheree at 9-03-2011 12:37 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  9-03-2011 12:34 PM
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chei
women in action

no be u cause am Huh?
no be meeee oooooo Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
but make una carry go
yab wella oooo

so, na dat one dey give u joy Huh?

make u no start o
Posted: at 9-03-2011 12:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 9-03-2011 08:14 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on  9-03-2011 12:26 PM
@toyosi I chop mad ni and I don give u small so na the reason why we dey behave d same Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
I don confirm dis one.....

Posted: at 9-03-2011 08:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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