MY PEOPLE, LEARN TO STICK TO INSTRUCTIONS!!!

Date: 16-03-2011 9:23 pm (13 years ago) | Author: olsmyls
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- at 16-03-2011 09:23 PM (13 years ago)
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In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
 A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.'
 He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
 Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled APR.
 Who would know if he touched them?
 He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
 What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
 Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
 When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
 When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the APR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
 Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
 'What happened?' he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the APR button.
 The Nurse replied 'The button APR is an Automatic Pad Remover. Your penis is under your pillow!'

Posted: at 16-03-2011 09:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Abolore05 at 17-03-2011 08:35 AM (13 years ago)
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well Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 17-03-2011 08:35 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 17-03-2011 09:34 AM (13 years ago)
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still funny

Posted: at 17-03-2011 09:34 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheree at 17-03-2011 11:00 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-03-2011 11:00 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 17-03-2011 11:02 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 17-03-2011 09:34 AM
still funny
okay... na still PB4 joke...
Posted: at 17-03-2011 11:02 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Teeteeylaryor at 17-03-2011 11:10 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 17-03-2011 11:02 AM
Quote from: just2sexy on 17-03-2011 09:34 AM
still funny
okay... na still PB4 joke...
still funny

Posted: at 17-03-2011 11:10 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 17-03-2011 11:14 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
serves him right

Posted: at 17-03-2011 11:14 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 17-03-2011 11:19 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on 17-03-2011 11:10 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 17-03-2011 11:02 AM
Quote from: just2sexy on 17-03-2011 09:34 AM
still funny
okay... na still PB4 joke...
still funny
heheheee... Grin
nwa police... how far now? Grin
Posted: at 17-03-2011 11:19 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Abolore05 at 17-03-2011 11:42 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 17-03-2011 11:42 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 17-03-2011 11:42 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Abolore05 on 17-03-2011 11:42 AM
ok
ok wetin? Huh?
Posted: at 17-03-2011 11:42 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- chicanorose at 17-03-2011 11:44 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 17-03-2011 11:44 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 17-03-2011 11:47 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: chicanorose on 17-03-2011 11:44 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin
Shocked Shocked Shocked
no bite me oooo... Angry
Posted: at 17-03-2011 11:47 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- chicanorose at 17-03-2011 11:51 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Shocked Shocked Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 17-03-2011 11:51 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Teeteeylaryor at 17-03-2011 12:00 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 17-03-2011 11:19 AM
Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on 17-03-2011 11:10 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 17-03-2011 11:02 AM
Quote from: just2sexy on 17-03-2011 09:34 AM
still funny
okay... na still PB4 joke...
still funny
heheheee... Grin
nwa police... how far now? Grin
am cool.....just 50miles far Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 17-03-2011 12:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 17-03-2011 12:14 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on 17-03-2011 12:00 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 17-03-2011 11:19 AM
Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on 17-03-2011 11:10 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 17-03-2011 11:02 AM
Quote from: just2sexy on 17-03-2011 09:34 AM
still funny
okay... na still PB4 joke...
still funny
heheheee... Grin
nwa police... how far now? Grin
am cool.....just 50miles far Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
50 miles?... you still dey very far be dat...
Posted: at 17-03-2011 12:14 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 17-03-2011 12:35 PM (13 years ago)
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this joke 4ny die
Posted: at 17-03-2011 12:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 17-03-2011 02:50 PM (13 years ago)
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ok Grin
Posted: at 17-03-2011 02:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 17-03-2011 02:51 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 17-03-2011 02:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 17-03-2011 04:07 PM (13 years ago)
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can stop lafin  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Posted: at 17-03-2011 04:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- josiahlawson at 17-03-2011 04:26 PM (13 years ago)
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posted B45345633
Posted: at 17-03-2011 04:26 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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