Blow Back!

Date: 01-04-2011 1:56 am (14 years ago) | Author: Iyke Njezi
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- at 1-04-2011 01:56 AM (14 years ago)
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 A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room.
Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says,"Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh.. Well.. ah.. well, I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."
And the boy says, "Well, that won't work!"
His mom says, "Why?"
And the boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up."
  Shocked Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 1-04-2011 01:56 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- kenolis at 1-04-2011 02:02 AM (14 years ago)
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i will read later and comment Grin
Posted: at 1-04-2011 02:02 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- miramax at 1-04-2011 09:31 AM (14 years ago)
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wow want a blow
Posted: at 1-04-2011 09:31 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 1-04-2011 10:07 AM (14 years ago)
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heheheheheheheheeee... Grin
one of the oldest joke here... still funny though.
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:07 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 1-04-2011 10:12 AM (14 years ago)
yes very old joke
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:12 AM (14 years ago) |
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- Fashalyn at 1-04-2011 04:06 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 1-04-2011 04:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dollymacy at 1-04-2011 04:43 PM (14 years ago)
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give yah life to Christ poster, i don talk my own oooh
Posted: at 1-04-2011 04:43 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 1-04-2011 07:22 PM (14 years ago)
ok
Posted: at 1-04-2011 07:22 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Omilim at 1-04-2011 10:40 PM (14 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 1-04-2011 11:18 PM (14 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 1-04-2011 11:18 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 2-04-2011 08:48 AM (14 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 2-04-2011 08:48 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 2-04-2011 11:08 AM (14 years ago)
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these jokes are too common
full of remixings
still good sha Grin

Posted: at 2-04-2011 11:08 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kenolis at 2-04-2011 03:19 PM (14 years ago)
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ok if you say so Lips Sealed
Posted: at 2-04-2011 03:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Propellaswaggs at 2-04-2011 05:01 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Cheesy
Posted: at 2-04-2011 05:01 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Ozowalu at 2-04-2011 07:53 PM (14 years ago)
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I just dey weak up @poster u say???
Posted: at 2-04-2011 07:53 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 2-04-2011 11:18 PM (14 years ago)
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why that open teeth ?? Huh?
Posted: at 2-04-2011 11:18 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- nickki at 2-04-2011 11:28 PM (14 years ago)
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funnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: at 2-04-2011 11:28 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 3-04-2011 01:19 AM (14 years ago)
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u no laugh?

Posted: at 3-04-2011 01:19 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 3-04-2011 03:02 PM (14 years ago)
 Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 3-04-2011 03:02 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Deffney at 3-04-2011 03:05 PM (14 years ago)
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 Wink Wink Wink

Posted: at 3-04-2011 03:05 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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