Before you Leave

Date: 01-04-2011 10:03 am (14 years ago) | Author: cyndi3
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- at 1-04-2011 10:03 AM (14 years ago)
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A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.

Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?' "And so, here we are!"

Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:03 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
- Kristiantus at 1-04-2011 10:06 AM (14 years ago)
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here we are again..... PB4 poster.
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:06 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheree at 1-04-2011 10:10 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:10 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cyndi3 at 1-04-2011 10:12 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:06 AM
here we are again..... PB4 poster.
Kris, as usual, no probs, make u post ur own! Grin
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:12 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- miramax at 1-04-2011 10:15 AM (14 years ago)
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u try girl no mind dis yeye guys
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:15 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 1-04-2011 10:16 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: cyndi3 on  1-04-2011 10:12 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:06 AM
here we are again..... PB4 poster.
Kris, as usual, no probs, make u post ur own! Grin
i will... very soon....
its bin long you've visited here... might be the reason you missed this.. Grin
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:16 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 1-04-2011 10:16 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: miramax on  1-04-2011 10:15 AM
u try girl no mind dis yeye guys
Huh? Huh? Angry
bia... who you dey call yeye guyz?... Angry
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:16 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 1-04-2011 10:17 AM (14 years ago)
this joke no be today or yesterday,
e don over old ,anyway pb4 b4
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:17 AM (14 years ago) |
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- cyndi3 at 1-04-2011 10:20 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:16 AM
Quote from: cyndi3 on  1-04-2011 10:12 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:06 AM
here we are again..... PB4 poster.
Kris, as usual, no probs, make u post ur own! Grin
i will... very soon....
its bin long you've visited here... might be the reason you missed this.. Grin
I know dear, its been long and where are the others Huh?
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:20 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 1-04-2011 10:20 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  1-04-2011 10:17 AM
this joke no be today or yesterday,
e don over old ,anyway pb4 b4
Grin Grin Grin
she no...
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:20 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 1-04-2011 10:22 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: cyndi3 on  1-04-2011 10:20 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:16 AM
Quote from: cyndi3 on  1-04-2011 10:12 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:06 AM
here we are again..... PB4 poster.
Kris, as usual, no probs, make u post ur own! Grin
i will... very soon....
its bin long you've visited here... might be the reason you missed this.. Grin
I know dear, its been long and where are the others Huh?
you mean xter; J2S; Fed..... well, they come visiting once in a while...
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:22 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 1-04-2011 10:25 AM (14 years ago)
na me you dey tell?
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:25 AM (14 years ago) |
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- cyndi3 at 1-04-2011 10:27 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:22 AM
Quote from: cyndi3 on  1-04-2011 10:20 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:16 AM
Quote from: cyndi3 on  1-04-2011 10:12 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:06 AM
here we are again..... PB4 poster.
Kris, as usual, no probs, make u post ur own! Grin
i will... very soon....
its bin long you've visited here... might be the reason you missed this.. Grin
I know dear, its been long and where are the others Huh?
you mean xter; J2S; Fed..... well, they come visiting once in a while...
Even 14inches..men its been long but am glad to see u Wink
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:27 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 1-04-2011 10:27 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  1-04-2011 10:25 AM
na me you dey tell?
you be teller machine?.... Grin
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:27 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 1-04-2011 10:29 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: cyndi3 on  1-04-2011 10:27 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:22 AM
Quote from: cyndi3 on  1-04-2011 10:20 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:16 AM
Quote from: cyndi3 on  1-04-2011 10:12 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:06 AM
here we are again..... PB4 poster.
Kris, as usual, no probs, make u post ur own! Grin
i will... very soon....
its bin long you've visited here... might be the reason you missed this.. Grin
I know dear, its been long and where are the others Huh?
you mean xter; J2S; Fed..... well, they come visiting once in a while...
Even 14inches..men its been long but am glad to see u Wink
me too... welcome back cyndi.... Smiley
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:29 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 1-04-2011 10:31 AM (14 years ago)
ok i don hear you
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:31 AM (14 years ago) |
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- Kristiantus at 1-04-2011 10:34 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  1-04-2011 10:31 AM
ok i don hear you
i no say you get ear problem b4... which medicine you use wey cure ram? Grin
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:34 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 1-04-2011 10:36 AM (14 years ago)
hehehe you wan throw i own stone at me?
i dodge  am 
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:36 AM (14 years ago) |
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- cyndi3 at 1-04-2011 10:36 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:34 AM
Quote from: emejuru on  1-04-2011 10:31 AM
ok i don hear you
i no say you get ear problem b4... which medicine you use wey cure ram? Grin
leave the guy alone now, u don start this early morn Grin
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:36 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 1-04-2011 10:38 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: cyndi3 on  1-04-2011 10:36 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-04-2011 10:34 AM
Quote from: emejuru on  1-04-2011 10:31 AM
ok i don hear you
i no say you get ear problem b4... which medicine you use wey cure ram? Grin
leave the guy alone now, u don start this early morn Grin
huh? Huh? Huh? Angry
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:38 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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