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Date: 10-04-2011 3:50 am (14 years ago) | Author: FirstLady A
- at 10-04-2011 03:50 AM (14 years ago)
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A young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys." "He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try and feel your Bosom , you are going to like that but don't let him do that. But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family." With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted, "Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family, " Granny fainted!

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- Fashalyn at 10-04-2011 05:14 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 10-04-2011 05:14 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 10-04-2011 09:27 AM (14 years ago)
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hehehehehe
Posted: at 10-04-2011 09:27 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 10-04-2011 10:29 AM (14 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 10-04-2011 10:29 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 10-04-2011 03:04 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 10-04-2011 03:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 10-04-2011 04:22 PM (14 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 10-04-2011 04:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 10-04-2011 04:42 PM (14 years ago)
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I don see am b4
Posted: at 10-04-2011 04:42 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- neossha at 10-04-2011 04:45 PM (14 years ago)
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>>>>>>
Posted: at 10-04-2011 04:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 10-04-2011 04:52 PM (14 years ago)
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see dis gal..


Where u hide?
Posted: at 10-04-2011 04:52 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- achele at 11-04-2011 08:05 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
funny all d way
Posted: at 11-04-2011 08:05 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 11-04-2011 09:41 AM (14 years ago)
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u go fear joke Grin
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- Kristiantus at 11-04-2011 09:46 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 10-04-2011 04:52 PM
see dis gal..


Where u hide?
Grin Grin Grin
xtico... no mind neossha jaree... how you dey? Grin
Posted: at 11-04-2011 09:46 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 15-04-2011 07:24 AM (14 years ago)
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i dey fine ooo  Grin Grin Grin
u nko?
Posted: at 15-04-2011 07:24 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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