The Gift

Date: 12-04-2011 7:33 pm (14 years ago) | Author: prinz will
- at 12-04-2011 07:33 PM (14 years ago)
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A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:

"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I were there to put them on for you the first time as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year!

All my love.

Posted: at 12-04-2011 07:33 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- kenolis at 12-04-2011 07:39 PM (14 years ago)
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E good
Posted: at 12-04-2011 07:39 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kani_mendez at 12-04-2011 09:01 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: kenolis on 12-04-2011 07:39 PM
E good

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Posted: at 12-04-2011 09:01 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 12-04-2011 09:31 PM (14 years ago)
ok but pb4 b4
Posted: at 12-04-2011 09:31 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Fashalyn at 12-04-2011 11:11 PM (14 years ago)
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Yes its a confirmed pb4

Posted: at 12-04-2011 11:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 13-04-2011 02:36 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 12-04-2011 08:15 PM
Grin Grin

see yeye Cheesy
Posted: at 13-04-2011 02:36 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kani_mendez at 13-04-2011 09:10 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Where I come from, we kill snake charmers.
Posted: at 13-04-2011 09:10 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 13-04-2011 09:18 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b4 b4

Posted: at 13-04-2011 09:18 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kani_mendez at 13-04-2011 10:17 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b4 b5
Posted: at 13-04-2011 10:17 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 13-04-2011 10:52 AM (14 years ago)
na now you no abi you no b4
you con post hmmmm Angry
Posted: at 13-04-2011 10:52 AM (14 years ago) |
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- kenolis at 14-04-2011 01:36 AM (14 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 14-04-2011 01:36 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- chicanorose at 14-04-2011 01:10 PM (14 years ago)
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funny pb4

Posted: at 14-04-2011 01:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 14-04-2011 04:11 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 14-04-2011 04:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 14-04-2011 04:37 PM (14 years ago)
kolo ooooo
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- Sheree at 14-04-2011 04:43 PM (14 years ago)
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na joke be dis Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 14-04-2011 04:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 14-04-2011 05:24 PM (14 years ago)
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ok pb4 pb4
Posted: at 14-04-2011 05:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 14-04-2011 11:46 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 14-04-2011 11:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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