Why Men Should Always Appreciate Women.

Date: 14-04-2011 4:17 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
- at 14-04-2011 04:17 PM (14 years ago)
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    A man came home from work and found his three
    children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

    The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.

    In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

    He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.

    He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

    As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

    He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

    She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do
    all day?"

    "Yes," was his incredulous reply.

    She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."


Posted: at 14-04-2011 04:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- solid_solid at 14-04-2011 04:30 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehehe .... i go mmmhhh ... i no talk oooo
Posted: at 14-04-2011 04:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 14-04-2011 04:35 PM (14 years ago)
emmagency abi watin them they call you,
when this your yeye go expire ?
Posted: at 14-04-2011 04:35 PM (14 years ago) |
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- lanudja at 14-04-2011 04:49 PM (14 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Great lesson for guys to learn frm Wink Tongue Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-04-2011 04:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 14-04-2011 05:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 14-04-2011 04:35 PM
emmagency abi watin them they call you,
when this your yeye go expire ?
e go expire when ur own don commot for market

Posted: at 14-04-2011 05:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 14-04-2011 05:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice one...!!!!
Posted: at 14-04-2011 05:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 14-04-2011 10:46 PM (14 years ago)
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if i marry that kyn wife, i go sack am from my house  Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 14-04-2011 10:46 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 15-04-2011 01:10 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 15-04-2011 01:10 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kessybee at 15-04-2011 08:40 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: lanudja on 14-04-2011 04:49 PM
Huh? Huh? Huh? Great lesson for guys to learn frm Wink Tongue Grin Grin Grin
U re right..guy sebi ona dey see Huh? Grin
Posted: at 15-04-2011 08:40 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 15-04-2011 10:38 AM (14 years ago)
see yeye
Posted: at 15-04-2011 10:38 AM (14 years ago) |
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- at 15-04-2011 10:42 AM (14 years ago)
Quote from: Emmagency9 on 14-04-2011 05:18 PM
Quote from: emejuru on 14-04-2011 04:35 PM
emmagency abi watin them they call you,
when this your yeye go expire ?
e go expire when ur own don commot for market

emma emmagency hehehehehe,
your yeye no go ever expire  Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-04-2011 10:42 AM (14 years ago) |
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- segxi at 15-04-2011 10:45 AM (14 years ago)
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i no blive am jor
Posted: at 15-04-2011 10:45 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 15-04-2011 10:47 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
nice one emmy

Posted: at 15-04-2011 10:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 15-04-2011 11:11 AM (14 years ago)
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Mr mumu ... how na?
Posted: at 15-04-2011 11:11 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Blessonyi at 15-04-2011 11:53 AM (14 years ago)
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this is gud so dat men will value women
Posted: at 15-04-2011 11:53 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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