Can't take that risk

Date: 25-04-2011 4:44 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
- at 25-04-2011 04:44 PM (14 years ago)
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A man & his ever nagging & troublesome wife were on holiday in Jerusalem when the husband died suddenly. The undertaker said it would cost £5000 to ship him home or £50 to bury him here. The woman said ship him home. "But ma why don't you bury him in the Holy Land & save the money?" said the undertaker. The woman replied "a long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here & 3days later he rose from the dead, I'm sorry I can't take that risk!!!

Posted: at 25-04-2011 04:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- solid_solid at 25-04-2011 04:49 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehehe
Posted: at 25-04-2011 04:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 25-04-2011 04:50 PM (14 years ago)
emmagency i just wan ask you,
you and stephen who yeye pass?
Posted: at 25-04-2011 04:50 PM (14 years ago) |
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- solid_solid at 25-04-2011 04:52 PM (14 years ago)
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ask ram again  Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-04-2011 04:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 25-04-2011 05:01 PM (14 years ago)
him no gree answer,
abeg help me ask ram
Posted: at 25-04-2011 05:01 PM (14 years ago) |
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- at 25-04-2011 07:44 PM (14 years ago)
 Grin Grin Grin
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- at 25-04-2011 07:47 PM (14 years ago)
your yeye ni Grin
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- Emmagency9 at 25-04-2011 08:24 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 25-04-2011 04:50 PM
emmagency i just wan ask you,
you and stephen who yeye pass?
PB4
Posted: at 25-04-2011 08:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmajenic1 at 25-04-2011 11:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Good risk management skill.Fair one poster.
Posted: at 25-04-2011 11:47 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 25-04-2011 11:52 PM (14 years ago)
cheii
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