A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN IRELAND ....
You know there are so many TV channels, each starved for new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter....
The interview was as follows: .....
*The lady reporter*: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.. Can you offer any reason for this disease ? "
*The farmer* stared at the reporter and said: .............. "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year ? "
*Reporter* (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information…but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
*Farmer*: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day ? "
*Reporter*: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point ? "
*Farmer*: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day.... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad ? "
The program was never aired…..BCOS SOMTIN ELSE HAPPENED
Posted: at 4-05-2011 07:23 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
brightossy at 4-05-2011 09:22 PM (14 years ago) (m)
But dem showam for NTA.
Posted: at 4-05-2011 09:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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