Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

Date: 14-05-2011 11:14 am (12 years ago) | Author: Barry Johnson
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Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?



 



Letter from Kalu Johnson to Mr. Bill Gates



       

Subject: Problems with my new computer



 



Dear Mr. Bill Gates,



 



We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 



 



1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.



 



2. One doubt is whether

any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.



3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.



 



4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?



 



5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?



 



6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that

.



 



7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.



 



8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?



 



9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.



 



Regards,
Kalu



 


Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

Posted: at 14-05-2011 11:14 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Deffney at 14-05-2011 01:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 14-05-2011 01:10 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 14-05-2011 01:12 PM (12 years ago)
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Didn't know dat sumfin gud can come out of Nazareth
Gud 1 Poster

Posted: at 14-05-2011 01:12 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 14-05-2011 01:19 PM (12 years ago)
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ok

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- KINGJHOE at 14-05-2011 03:27 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 14-05-2011 01:12 PM
Didn't know dat sumfin gud can come out of Nazareth
Gud 1 Poster
bringing it
Posted: at 14-05-2011 03:27 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 14-05-2011 03:37 PM (12 years ago)
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I tell una sey him head don dey correct.
Posted: at 14-05-2011 03:37 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 14-05-2011 04:16 PM (12 years ago)
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I tell una sey him head don dey correct.
Posted: at 14-05-2011 04:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 14-05-2011 04:34 PM (12 years ago)
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not that bad Grin

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- thowbee at 14-05-2011 04:51 PM (12 years ago)
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this is kul....
Posted: at 14-05-2011 04:51 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Don-ziggy at 14-05-2011 04:53 PM (12 years ago)
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nice one there
Posted: at 14-05-2011 04:53 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Riverniger1 at 14-05-2011 05:12 PM (12 years ago)
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wetin carry me come back here?Huh???

Posted: at 14-05-2011 05:12 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 14-05-2011 07:45 PM (12 years ago)
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- chigozie1010 at 14-05-2011 08:28 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin lovely one
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- Riverniger1 at 15-05-2011 02:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 15-05-2011 12:27 PM
Lips Sealed

wetin naaaaaaa?

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- KINGJHOE at 15-05-2011 02:45 PM (12 years ago)
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 Tongue
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- Riverniger1 at 15-05-2011 03:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: KINGJHOE on 15-05-2011 02:45 PM
Tongue

why naaaaaaaaa?

Posted: at 15-05-2011 03:00 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- hammedkola at 16-05-2011 10:13 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on 14-05-2011 04:16 PM
I tell una sey him head don dey correct.

and yours still touching abi?................@poster, u do well jare
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- omotoyosolabisi at 16-05-2011 05:07 PM (12 years ago)
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