What Men Are Like

Date: 05-12-2008 7:54 pm (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 5-12-2008 07:54 PM (15 years ago)
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Men are like.....Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.


Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.


Men are like.....Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.


Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.


Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.


Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.


Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.


Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.


Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.


Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the shit out of you.


Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.


Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up on your butt.


Men are like.....Noodles.
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.


Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.


Men are like.....Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.


Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.


Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.


Men are like.....Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.

APOLOGIES TO MY FELLOW MEN, BUT THE TRUTH MUST BE TOLD!!!!!

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.


Men are like.....Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.


Men are like.....Weather
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Posted: at 5-12-2008 07:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- 14_Inches_Long at 5-12-2008 08:00 PM (15 years ago)
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... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

... Curling Irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

... Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

... Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.


Posted: at 5-12-2008 08:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 5-12-2008 09:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 5-12-2008 09:20 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ujmaria at 5-03-2016 10:37 AM (8 years ago)
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OK noted poster
Posted: at 5-03-2016 10:37 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fran6ixfox at 5-03-2016 11:30 PM (8 years ago)
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thanks
Posted: at 5-03-2016 11:30 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emma4love3 at 6-03-2016 08:24 AM (8 years ago)
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hahah very funny but is true men are like rag to women
Posted: at 6-03-2016 08:24 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 6-03-2016 05:22 PM (8 years ago)
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NOTED
Posted: at 6-03-2016 05:22 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 6-03-2016 05:23 PM (8 years ago)
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NOTED
Posted: at 6-03-2016 05:23 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- charisVEC at 7-03-2016 04:57 PM (8 years ago)
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I dan se am,issokay
Posted: at 7-03-2016 04:57 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dickieponga at 7-03-2016 05:09 PM (8 years ago)
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Wat can i say eh...
Posted: at 7-03-2016 05:09 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 8-03-2016 07:21 AM (8 years ago)
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then what about the women what are they to the men
Posted: at 8-03-2016 07:21 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 8-03-2016 11:12 AM (8 years ago)
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THAT IS MEN MENTALITY FOR SURE, BUT WOMEN ALSO GET THERE OWN FOR BODY
Posted: at 8-03-2016 11:12 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 8-03-2016 11:12 AM (8 years ago)
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THAT IS MEN MENTALITY FOR SURE, BUT WOMEN ALSO GET THERE OWN FOR BODY
Posted: at 8-03-2016 11:12 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 09:49 PM (8 years ago)
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Hmmmmm
Posted: at 10-03-2016 09:49 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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