Damn Fish!!!

Date: 23-05-2011 2:46 pm (13 years ago) | Author: olsmyls
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- at 23-05-2011 02:46 PM (13 years ago)
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There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.

He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."

A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.

The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."

The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."

The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.

His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the phyuking potatoes!"

Posted: at 23-05-2011 02:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- chicanorose at 23-05-2011 02:53 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 23-05-2011 02:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 23-05-2011 02:56 PM (13 years ago)
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steve get me the dam fish

Posted: at 23-05-2011 02:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 23-05-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-05-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 23-05-2011 03:07 PM (13 years ago)
Abokibo this na colonial pb4 joke
Posted: at 23-05-2011 03:07 PM (13 years ago) |
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- chicanorose at 23-05-2011 03:09 PM (13 years ago)
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all join

Posted: at 23-05-2011 03:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 23-05-2011 03:13 PM (13 years ago)
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ancient oh, colonial oh
pb4 oh, dead oh, all join Grin Grin
eneigulu wia dt ur babe
dat GUCCI psycho?
Posted: at 23-05-2011 03:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 23-05-2011 03:14 PM (13 years ago)
Quote from: chicanorose on 23-05-2011 03:09 PM
all join

boooo Tongue
Posted: at 23-05-2011 03:14 PM (13 years ago) |
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- at 23-05-2011 03:15 PM (13 years ago)
Quote from: Abolore05 on 23-05-2011 03:13 PM
ancient oh, colonial oh
pb4 oh, dead oh, all join Grin Grin
eneigulu wia dt ur babe
dat GUCCI psycho?

na you i go ask na,
abi una two dey psycia together
Posted: at 23-05-2011 03:15 PM (13 years ago) |
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- chicanorose at 23-05-2011 03:16 PM (13 years ago)
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na true oooooooooo where madam gucci go na?Huh?Huh???

Posted: at 23-05-2011 03:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- angelicluv at 23-05-2011 03:17 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-05-2011 03:17 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 23-05-2011 03:28 PM (13 years ago)
na laff?
Posted: at 23-05-2011 03:28 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Deffney at 23-05-2011 03:36 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 23-05-2011 03:36 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 23-05-2011 03:38 PM (13 years ago)
fly go just enter that ya big mouth
Posted: at 23-05-2011 03:38 PM (13 years ago) |
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- chicanorose at 23-05-2011 03:51 PM (13 years ago)
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trouble sleep yanga go wake kammmmmmmm
wetin e dey finddddddddddd
palaver e dey find
palaver e go get e oooooo

Posted: at 23-05-2011 03:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 23-05-2011 04:00 PM (13 years ago)
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heheheeheeh

Posted: at 23-05-2011 04:00 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- at 23-05-2011 04:14 PM (13 years ago)
Quote from: chicanorose on 23-05-2011 03:51 PM
trouble sleep yanga go wake kammmmmmmm
wetin e dey finddddddddddd
palaver e dey find
palaver e go get e oooooo

talk true you be one of fela anikulapo kuti dancer ,
or abi him na your relative ? good for  you  Cheesy
Posted: at 23-05-2011 04:14 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Abolore05 at 23-05-2011 04:17 PM (13 years ago)
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good rhyme Grin
Posted: at 23-05-2011 04:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 23-05-2011 04:21 PM (13 years ago)
sure you danced to the rhyme
Posted: at 23-05-2011 04:21 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Abolore05 at 23-05-2011 04:23 PM (13 years ago)
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uh uh na, join me Tongue
Posted: at 23-05-2011 04:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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