![-]( "emmymth") emmymth at 28-04-2009 01:51 PM (16 years ago)  (m) ur mouth na my mouth nah.Abi u don 4get?
IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED | Posted: at 28-04-2009 01:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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@ Emmy, what is your problem??? You dey jump like scout master, take ya time abe leave iphie for me or else ..... The last time i vex, na only 50 lives were involved, make you let history repeat itself ooo. @ iphie, how you dey my sweet pie, the only coackroach in my wardrobe and the only sugar in my cup of nescafee. Whenevr I see you on-line, my brain dey calculate per second per second, and y time you give me good compliment, my belle dey sweet kuleeeeee... Na only you I go die for, no one else. Abeg I dey write one poem for you. As I dey record am for studio na him PHCN take light, never mind, I go book anoda session!!!! 14_Inches | Posted: at 1-05-2009 11:06 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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mmm
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 1-05-2009 11:10 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "favourtee") favourtee at 1-05-2009 11:47 AM (16 years ago) (f) There was this lady who lived in this same room with little brother on a bunk bed. One day she decided to sneak in with her boyfriend for some serious downloading !!! She warned her boy friend before hand, please I don't want my brother to wake up, if I want it normal, I would whisper TOMATOES, TOMATOES, if I want it harder, I would say LETTUCE, LETTUCE, if I want us to change style or position, I would whisper, ONIONS, ONIONS. With these codes, they entered into the room, within a short period, temperature started rising and they were already in the 7th heaven, frolicking in the atmosphere of love, and it was TOMATOES, TOMATOES,TOMATOES, LETTUCE, LETTUCE,LETTUCE,LETTUCE, LETTUCE, LETTUCE, ONIONS ....... al ove te air. Sudenly, something splashed on the brother's face down below the bunk bed and he woke up. He shouted, WOULD YOU GUYS STOP MAKING SANWICHES UP THERE BECAUSE YOU ARE SPLASHING ALL THE MAYONNAISE ON MY FACE !!!!!!  really funny! lol Poor brother | Posted: at 1-05-2009 11:47 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "favourtee") favourtee at 1-05-2009 11:48 AM (16 years ago) (f) love in the jungle..  | Posted: at 1-05-2009 11:48 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "ironlady") ironlady at 1-05-2009 01:09 PM (16 years ago) (f) u self see love in d air | Posted: at 1-05-2009 01:09 PM (16 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "micool") micool at 1-05-2009 02:54 PM (16 years ago) (m) verrrrry funyyyyy | Posted: at 1-05-2009 02:54 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "favourtee") favourtee at 3-05-2009 01:29 AM (16 years ago) (f) u self see love in d air
hhmmmm.  | Posted: at 3-05-2009 01:29 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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This is to inform all my fans that am back and better on this forum after a long break.
God bless you all.
Cheers
14_Inches_
you came back for a while.. and gone for life... lol.... waiting for new jokes from you pal...... 
I'd quot circumiret, circumveniat...U NEVER STOP LOVING SOMEONE, YOU JUST LEARN HOW TO LIVE W/O THEM! | Posted: at 19-06-2009 06:26 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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Dont mind my enemy, they cannot catch me. As if hin go land, as if hin go land, na hin butterfly dey take style enter bush, I don escape the malaria again this year. More to come soon.... 14_Inches | Posted: at 6-07-2009 04:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 6-07-2009 04:17 PM (15 years ago) (m) Passing
| Posted: at 6-07-2009 04:17 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Gbravo") Gbravo at 6-07-2009 04:48 PM (15 years ago) (m) wait 4 me!!! | Posted: at 6-07-2009 04:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "federico") federico at 6-07-2009 05:20 PM (15 years ago) (m) me too | Posted: at 6-07-2009 05:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 6-07-2009 05:39 PM (15 years ago) (m) Ok.......Waiting
| Posted: at 6-07-2009 05:39 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "favourtee") favourtee at 7-07-2009 04:53 PM (15 years ago) (f) all of una no gbadun...i just dey laugh here...at teeco...( ur pix red color) Lmao | Posted: at 7-07-2009 04:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 7-07-2009 05:51 PM (15 years ago) (m) you like the pic??
| Posted: at 7-07-2009 05:51 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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Guys, All sandwich without mayonnaise is like tea without sugar ya know??? 14_Inches | Posted: at 8-08-2009 01:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 8-08-2009 01:39 PM (15 years ago) (m) nah wah ohh
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 8-08-2009 01:39 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 8-08-2009 01:47 PM (15 years ago) (m) hahaha
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![-]( "mushabc") mushabc at 9-08-2009 06:12 PM (15 years ago) (f) huh | Posted: at 9-08-2009 06:12 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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