Mayonnaise on my face!!

Date: 06-12-2008 12:45 pm (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 6-12-2008 12:45 PM (15 years ago)
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There was this lady who lived in this same room with little brother on a bunk bed. One day she decided to sneak in with her boyfriend for some serious downloading !!! She warned her boy friend before hand, please I don't want my brother to wake up, if I want it normal, I would whisper TOMATOES, TOMATOES, if I want it harder, I would say LETTUCE, LETTUCE, if I want us to change style or position, I would whisper, ONIONS, ONIONS.

With these codes, they entered into the room, within a short period, temperature started rising and they were already in the 7th heaven, frolicking in the atmosphere of love, and it was TOMATOES, TOMATOES,TOMATOES, LETTUCE, LETTUCE,LETTUCE,LETTUCE, LETTUCE, LETTUCE, ONIONS ....... al ove te air.

Sudenly, something splashed on the brother's face down below the bunk bed and he woke up.

He shouted, WOULD YOU GUYS STOP MAKING SANWICHES UP THERE BECAUSE YOU ARE SPLASHING ALL THE MAYONNAISE ON MY FACE !!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 6-12-2008 12:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Toks-E at 6-12-2008 12:58 PM (15 years ago)
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funnie

Posted: at 6-12-2008 12:58 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- size1 at 11-12-2008 05:25 PM (15 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 11-12-2008 05:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 11-12-2008 05:32 PM (15 years ago)
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very funny...  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-12-2008 05:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gardner at 12-12-2008 05:00 PM (15 years ago)
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stupid brother
Posted: at 12-12-2008 05:00 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmie at 12-12-2008 05:13 PM (15 years ago)
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u sure say no be u be the guy?
Posted: at 12-12-2008 05:13 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- teeybabe at 12-12-2008 06:15 PM (15 years ago)
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abi oh
Posted: at 12-12-2008 06:15 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- herdeysohjy at 12-12-2008 09:13 PM (15 years ago)
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clap 4 urself
Posted: at 12-12-2008 09:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 13-12-2008 10:01 AM (15 years ago)
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POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 13-12-2008 10:01 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 13-12-2008 10:05 AM (15 years ago)
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4" LONG...WHO SPOIL U LIKE DIS??
Posted: at 13-12-2008 10:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HIGHD at 13-12-2008 10:30 AM (15 years ago)
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thank god say i no read am,u guys go spoil person
Posted: at 13-12-2008 10:30 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 13-12-2008 11:57 AM (15 years ago)
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Me too, I no read am... wetin d man write there sef?

Posted: at 13-12-2008 11:57 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 13-12-2008 12:05 PM (15 years ago)
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e wear tie like gentle man...for physical e rottin finish...
Posted: at 13-12-2008 12:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 13-12-2008 12:36 PM (15 years ago)
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Guys for your information, this one also get attachment too !!!
Posted: at 13-12-2008 12:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 13-12-2008 02:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 13-12-2008 12:36 PM
Guys for your information, this one also get attachment too !!!
Grin Grin Grin

Where the attachment? you too spoil sef...

Posted: at 13-12-2008 02:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 13-12-2008 03:10 PM (15 years ago)
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Sillijoker, all of you say me I don spoil finish, yet you dey ask for attachment, all of you are hypocrites!!! You are just calling dog bad name in order to use am for pepper soup, I no go post nathing !!!!!
Posted: at 13-12-2008 03:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 16-12-2008 07:11 PM (15 years ago)
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see ur tie like one bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 16-12-2008 07:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 16-12-2008 07:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 13-12-2008 03:10 PM
Sillijoker, all of you say me I don spoil finish, yet you dey ask for attachment, all of you are hypocrites!!! You are just calling dog bad name in order to use am for pepper soup, I no go post nathing !!!!!

i no follow ohh!!!! i no talk say u spoil oohhh !!!!!    Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 16-12-2008 07:18 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 17-12-2008 12:19 AM (15 years ago)
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Toks my dear, I have the attachment already for you. You be better pal, leave all those people wey wan crusify me, na jealousy dey worry them like Shina Peter don talk am for hin record. Go Adult 18+ section and let me hear your view about it.


I nominate you as my best PAL of the YEAR!!!!

14_Inches_Long

Posted: at 17-12-2008 12:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 17-12-2008 04:08 PM (15 years ago)
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but bros make i no lie, you like that kind thing well well.
you suppose understand say Sillyjoker and Co, even Toks are not upto 18 years.



Posted: at 17-12-2008 04:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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