The wedding inferno (Page 9)

Date: 16-12-2008 8:40 pm (16 years ago) | Author: z4 Beamer
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- Kristiantus at 23-03-2009 10:22 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 23-03-2009 10:02 AM
2day na Valentine or Xmas?@ kriz
i dey talk of no money to take carry my babe out over wikend you dey yarn another thing... Sad Sad Sad
Posted: at 23-03-2009 10:22 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 24-03-2009 10:59 AM (16 years ago)
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leave am oh, no mind am
Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:59 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 24-03-2009 11:03 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 24-03-2009 10:59 AM
leave am oh, no mind am
who dem tie down.... Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:03 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 24-03-2009 11:14 AM (16 years ago)
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shebi na gwhy bin dey mis yarn for ur side na?

na him i dey talk abt oh
Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:14 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- degreatest2 at 24-03-2009 10:35 PM (16 years ago)
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Gwhy, why are u misyarning? ur agbo don expire?
Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 24-03-2009 10:42 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 23-03-2009 09:56 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on 23-03-2009 09:54 AM
Baba kris hw u dey na?
Hw wz ya wkend?
bros G, my wikend dey okay..... nna ehn, dis global crisis go kill mmadu ooooo....
just imagine, your brother no get money to take comot with my babe. Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed

so the thing reach ur side too...Cheesy
Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 24-03-2009 11:49 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 24-03-2009 10:42 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 23-03-2009 09:56 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on 23-03-2009 09:54 AM
Baba kris hw u dey na?
Hw wz ya wkend?
bros G, my wikend dey okay..... nna ehn, dis global crisis go kill mmadu ooooo....
just imagine, your brother no get money to take comot with my babe. Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed

so the thing reach ur side too...Cheesy
so tay e reach toks side! u n see say na once in while hin dey come online?
Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:49 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 25-03-2009 01:35 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 24-03-2009 11:49 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 24-03-2009 10:42 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 23-03-2009 09:56 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on 23-03-2009 09:54 AM
Baba kris hw u dey na?
Hw wz ya wkend?
bros G, my wikend dey okay..... nna ehn, dis global crisis go kill mmadu ooooo....
just imagine, your brother no get money to take comot with my babe. Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed

so the thing reach ur side too...Cheesy
so tay e reach toks side! u n see say na once in while hin dey come online?

Grin..na whaoo watin we go con do now ooooo....e be like say we go set up company way they print money ooo we go register the company...Grin
Posted: at 25-03-2009 01:35 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 25-03-2009 01:36 AM (16 years ago)
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hahahhahahahahahahaha, u guyz r funnie
Posted: at 25-03-2009 01:36 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 25-03-2009 01:38 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 25-03-2009 01:36 AM
hahahhahahahahahahaha, u guyz r funnie

lol...toks that one fit work oooo...Grin
Posted: at 25-03-2009 01:38 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 25-03-2009 03:31 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-03-2009 01:38 AM
Quote from: Toks-E on 25-03-2009 01:36 AM
hahahhahahahahahahaha, u guyz r funnie

lol...toks that one fit work oooo...Grin

 Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-03-2009 03:31 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 26-03-2009 06:24 AM (16 years ago)
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where u don go sef?

abi ur money don finish?

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 26-03-2009 06:24 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 8-06-2009 11:19 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 16-12-2008 08:40 PM
A man attended a wedding, during the wedding he was pressed.
he was so pressed that he did not know wat to do..
 So the time came for the pastor to join the couple together, the pastor then asked

 is there anyone in this congregation that opposes this marriage???..pls u beta say come out now or remain silent for ever...

The young man then puts up his hand and said
pastor i hav something to say...

The congregation starts yelling and there is confusion all over the place
The couple are confused and start raining series of quest on each other

The pastor turns to the youngman and says:
pls tells us what u to say

The youngman replies: i hav been holding it for a very long tyme since i came here and i have been shy to say it...em..em..em...em

the pastor is getting pissed off and shouts in anger
look here!!!! if you don't hav anything to say you beta not disturb the peace of the great occasion

the youngman replies:
okay..okay..i'll  say it now.......is there any toilet here!!!!, i mean i hav been pressed since.


the congregation remains silent lyke a grave yard for a minute and then everyone bursts into laughter Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

 

 



yeeeeeeeee!!, my old funny joke...hehehhehe
Posted: at 8-06-2009 11:19 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emmymth at 8-06-2009 03:03 PM (15 years ago)
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u forget am abi?
Posted: at 8-06-2009 03:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- byenny at 8-06-2009 06:20 PM (15 years ago)
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no try that 4 my wedding
Posted: at 8-06-2009 06:20 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 9-06-2009 10:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on  8-06-2009 03:03 PM
u forget am abi?

lol
Posted: at 9-06-2009 10:48 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ironlady at 9-06-2009 10:57 PM (15 years ago)
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nawa
Posted: at 9-06-2009 10:57 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Slicksilvers at 10-06-2009 08:24 PM (15 years ago)
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I LAP TIRE
Posted: at 10-06-2009 08:24 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ironlady at 10-06-2009 08:26 PM (15 years ago)
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...
Posted: at 10-06-2009 08:26 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- nickyvil at 11-06-2009 01:24 AM (15 years ago)
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hello sweetie
Posted: at 11-06-2009 01:24 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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