The wedding inferno

Date: 16-12-2008 8:40 pm (16 years ago) | Author: z4 Beamer
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- at 16-12-2008 08:40 PM (16 years ago)
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A man attended a wedding, during the wedding he was pressed.
he was so pressed that he did not know wat to do..
 So the time came for the pastor to join the couple together, the pastor then asked

 is there anyone in this congregation that opposes this marriage???..pls u beta say come out now or remain silent for ever...

The young man then puts up his hand and said
pastor i hav something to say...

The congregation starts yelling and there is confusion all over the place
The couple are confused and start raining series of quest on each other

The pastor turns to the youngman and says:
pls tells us what u to say

The youngman replies: i hav been holding it for a very long tyme since i came here and i have been shy to say it...em..em..em...em

the pastor is getting pissed off and shouts in anger
look here!!!! if you don't hav anything to say you beta not disturb the peace of the great occasion

the youngman replies:
okay..okay..i'll  say it now.......is there any toilet here!!!!, i mean i hav been pressed since.


the congregation remains silent lyke a grave yard for a minute and then everyone bursts into laughter Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

 

 

Posted: at 16-12-2008 08:40 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- onyinyenaija at 17-12-2008 06:28 AM (16 years ago)
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their toilet for house don full?...Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-12-2008 06:28 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmie at 17-12-2008 03:39 PM (16 years ago)
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very funny
LOL
Posted: at 17-12-2008 03:39 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kennycynth at 17-12-2008 03:54 PM (16 years ago)
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funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
Posted: at 17-12-2008 03:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 17-12-2008 04:07 PM (16 years ago)
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the guy no sabi shot put?
Posted: at 17-12-2008 04:07 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 17-12-2008 08:14 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 17-12-2008 04:07 PM
the guy no sabi shot put?

i no know!!!

u fit go ask am

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-12-2008 08:14 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 19-12-2008 02:38 PM (16 years ago)
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who know where Grin genuis dey?Huh?

this area don dey dry
Posted: at 19-12-2008 02:38 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- segxi at 19-12-2008 02:44 PM (16 years ago)
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go in house now
Posted: at 19-12-2008 02:44 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 19-12-2008 03:07 PM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 19-12-2008 03:07 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 30-12-2008 12:44 AM (16 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 30-12-2008 12:44 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- femaadinho at 30-12-2008 02:27 AM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 30-12-2008 02:27 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 30-12-2008 04:17 PM (16 years ago)
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n e tyme i look at this joke i always  lol
Posted: at 30-12-2008 04:17 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orezo at 30-12-2008 04:54 PM (16 years ago)
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Yea... Dis is nice... But why d man hold am too long na??? im 4 phyuk up go shit for inside church if to sey im no talk...
Posted: at 30-12-2008 04:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- corah2 at 30-12-2008 04:55 PM (16 years ago)
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 Re: The wedding inferno
« posted : December 19, 2008, 01:38:16 PM »  

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who know where Grin genuis dey?

this area don dey dry
 
 
na tru toks-e , can rezi n dguy help search 4 grin_genius or even sef seh mak i call EFC abi sorwey 911
Posted: at 30-12-2008 04:55 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 30-12-2008 05:01 PM (16 years ago)
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corah...why u go calll EFCC... Who u want make dem arrest...
Posted: at 30-12-2008 05:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 30-12-2008 11:44 PM (16 years ago)
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e be like say I hear her mention grin_genius
Posted: at 30-12-2008 11:44 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 31-12-2008 12:54 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 30-12-2008 04:17 PM
n e tyme i look at this joke i always  lol
dat na b'cos na u post am
Posted: at 31-12-2008 12:54 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- corah2 at 31-12-2008 03:13 PM (16 years ago)
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 Re: The wedding inferno
« posted : Yesterday at 04:01:29 PM »   

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corah...why u go calll EFCC... Who u want make dem arrest...
 
 
na slip of tonguweg Orezo , bt u fit help us search 4 him now

Bountiful nu yr 2 u all
Posted: at 31-12-2008 03:13 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 31-12-2008 04:46 PM (16 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 31-12-2008 04:46 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Edwizzie at 31-12-2008 10:20 PM (16 years ago)
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Nice one bro
Posted: at 31-12-2008 10:20 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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