BLIND FAITH

Date: 17-12-2008 12:04 am (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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BLIND FAITH


A man wakes up one morning with the filthiest hangover and no recollection of the night before. Slowly opening his eyes, he sees a bottle of aspirin and a glass of water on the bedside table.
He looks around the room to find his clothes are on the dresser, neatly folded, with a clean shirt on top. The bedroom is immaculate. On the bedside table is a note, which says, 'Darling, your breakfast is in the kitchen. I love you.'
Downstairs, he finds his favourite cereal, croissants, fresh OJ and freshly brewed coffee laid out waiting for him, along with the morning paper - and his 15-year-old son, who is finishing his own breakfast.
'Tell me, son,' he asks, 'what happened last night?'
'Well, says the boy, 'you came home so blind drunk you didn't even know your own name. You nearly broke the door down, then you were sick in the hallway, then you knocked the furniture over and when Mum tried to calm you down, you thought she was the police, so you gave her a black eye.'
'Christ!' says the man. 'Then how come my clothes are all folded, the house is tidy and my breakfast is ready?'
'When Mum dragged you into the bedroom and tried to get your trousers off to put you into bed, you shouted at her, 'Get your filthy hands off me, you wh*re, I'm married!''

14_Inches_Long

Posted: at 17-12-2008 12:04 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- morgan1 at 19-06-2016 06:55 AM (7 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked,,,,i wonder what he will tell his wife when he sees her now,,,
Posted: at 19-06-2016 06:55 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- scottchris at 19-06-2016 11:12 AM (7 years ago)
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And what happened after then....  I dont get the joke

Posted: at 19-06-2016 11:12 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 19-06-2016 07:20 PM (7 years ago)
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Hmmmmmm,,,,I waka pass 4 here
Posted: at 19-06-2016 07:20 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- kison at 23-06-2016 07:32 PM (7 years ago)
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Posted: at 23-06-2016 07:32 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 23-06-2016 10:49 PM (7 years ago)
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I se
Posted: at 23-06-2016 10:49 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 3-07-2016 03:38 PM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: morgan tunji on 19-06-2016 06:55 AM
Shocked Shocked Shocked,,,,i wonder what he will tell his wife when he sees her now,,,
I telll uuuiiiiii
Posted: at 3-07-2016 03:38 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 3-07-2016 03:41 PM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: christopher Aruh on 19-06-2016 11:12 AM
And what happened after then....  I dont get the joke
lol....real am again..or use eyeglass read,,or even go meet the poster mk he explain am 4 uuu
Posted: at 3-07-2016 03:41 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 7-07-2016 06:22 PM (7 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 7-07-2016 06:22 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 24magic at 11-03-2017 10:36 PM (6 years ago)
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He will be ashamed when he sees his wife
Posted: at 11-03-2017 10:36 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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