THE EMPTY SEAT

Date: 17-12-2008 12:26 am (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 17-12-2008 12:26 AM (15 years ago)
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THE EMPTY SEAT
Harry has tickets for the World Cup final. As he sits watching the game, a man comes over and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," says Harry. "That seat is empty."

"That's incredible," says the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup final and not use it?"

"Well, my wife was supposed to be here with me, but she passed away," replies Harry.

"I'm sorry to hear that," says the man. "But couldn't you find a friend or relative to take the seat?"

Harry shakes his head: "No, they're all at the funeral."

14_Inches_Long

Posted: at 17-12-2008 12:26 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- morgan1 at 19-06-2016 06:52 AM (7 years ago)
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huh,,,,,cant really understands ur jokes,,
Posted: at 19-06-2016 06:52 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- scottchris at 19-06-2016 11:13 AM (7 years ago)
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Lol.... Football fanatic
Posted: at 19-06-2016 11:13 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 19-06-2016 07:18 PM (7 years ago)
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I seeee
Posted: at 19-06-2016 07:18 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 19-06-2016 07:19 PM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: christopher Aruh on 19-06-2016 11:13 AM
Lol.... Football fanatic
Rilli?
Posted: at 19-06-2016 07:19 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- kison at 23-06-2016 07:32 PM (7 years ago)
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 Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
Posted: at 23-06-2016 07:32 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- scottchris at 23-06-2016 09:05 PM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 19-06-2016 07:19 PM
Rilli?
Yes na
Posted: at 23-06-2016 09:05 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 23-06-2016 10:44 PM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: christopher Aruh on 23-06-2016 09:05 PM
Yes na
Toh....okay na
Posted: at 23-06-2016 10:44 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Mynameis1 at 16-08-2016 03:27 PM (7 years ago)
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Should  i laugh?
Posted: at 16-08-2016 03:27 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Faitezy at 26-08-2016 06:01 PM (7 years ago)
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I no fit laugh or cry...what should l do na?
 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 26-08-2016 06:01 PM (7 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 27-08-2016 06:28 PM (7 years ago)
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to be continue
Posted: at 27-08-2016 06:28 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 24magic at 11-03-2017 05:53 PM (7 years ago)
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Lol the man has gone very far
Posted: at 11-03-2017 05:53 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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