Woman 'tried to sneak inmate out of prison in suitcase' (Page 4)

Date: 23-07-2011 3:05 am (13 years ago) | Author: Franklyn Adam
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- ILOVEIT at 26-07-2011 11:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: livingday on 24-07-2011 10:33 AM

Quote from: ILOVEIT on 24-07-2011 02:20 AM
Quote from: ILOVEIT on 24-07-2011 02:20 AM
you can say that again  Grin if u see d way d man was folded in dat suitcase cheii! we you will surely laugh your ass off  Grin



What do u expect? A woman's got 2 do what a woman got 2 do 2 bring 'service' home even if it means in a suitcase - no matter how heavy! Grin Grin

exactly! she really understand d value of that elephant trunk.unfortunately she was out of luck..

Posted: at 26-07-2011 11:07 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- livingday at 27-07-2011 06:51 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: ILOVEIT on 26-07-2011 11:07 PM
Quote from: livingday on 24-07-2011 10:33 AM

Quote from: ILOVEIT on 24-07-2011 02:20 AM
Quote from: ILOVEIT on 24-07-2011 02:20 AM
you can say that again  Grin if u see d way d man was folded in dat suitcase cheii! we you will surely laugh your ass off  Grin



What do u expect? A woman's got 2 do what a woman got 2 do 2 bring 'service' home even if it means in a suitcase - no matter how heavy! Grin Grin

exactly! she really understand d value of that elephant trunk.unfortunately she was out of luck..

Precisely, bros!
Posted: at 27-07-2011 06:51 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xena15 at 27-07-2011 07:09 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: jennypriceson on 26-07-2011 08:19 PM
Quote from: xena15 on 26-07-2011 08:11 PM
She would've simply sliced off d damn thing....it would fit into a handbag...or a plate...

I can see why pals referred 2 u as a funny witty gurl. U sure are!  Grin Grin
hehehehehe

Posted: at 27-07-2011 07:09 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jennypriceson at 27-07-2011 07:31 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: ILOVEIT on 26-07-2011 11:07 PM
Quote from: livingday on 24-07-2011 10:33 AM

Quote from: ILOVEIT on 24-07-2011 02:20 AM
Quote from: ILOVEIT on 24-07-2011 02:20 AM
you can say that again  Grin if u see d way d man was folded in dat suitcase cheii! we you will surely laugh your ass off  Grin



What do u expect? A woman's got 2 do what a woman got 2 do 2 bring 'service' home even if it means in a suitcase - no matter how heavy! Grin Grin

exactly! she really understand d value of that elephant trunk.unfortunately she was out of luck..

Don't u think it was more of an act of desperation than a well thought out plan. She really loved her man and wanted him at all cost Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-07-2011 07:31 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- treasure1112 at 27-07-2011 09:35 AM (13 years ago)
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o.m.g
Posted: at 27-07-2011 09:35 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Josseyjessy at 27-07-2011 12:11 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: jennypriceson on 27-07-2011 07:31 AM
Quote from: ILOVEIT on 26-07-2011 11:07 PM
Quote from: livingday on 24-07-2011 10:33 AM

Quote from: ILOVEIT on 24-07-2011 02:20 AM
Quote from: ILOVEIT on 24-07-2011 02:20 AM
you can say that again  Grin if u see d way d man was folded in dat suitcase cheii! we you will surely laugh your ass off  Grin



What do u expect? A woman's got 2 do what a woman got 2 do 2 bring 'service' home even if it means in a suitcase - no matter how heavy! Grin Grin

exactly! she really understand d value of that elephant trunk.unfortunately she was out of luck..

Don't u think it was more of an act of desperation than a well thought out plan. She really loved her man and wanted him at all cost Grin Grin

Her desperation 4 conji don land her in soup. Hopefully she will serve her sentence in the same prison and hope too that the authorities will give them married quarters. Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-07-2011 12:11 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- brendivas at 27-07-2011 04:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Josseyjessy on 27-07-2011 12:11 PM
Quote from: jennypriceson on 27-07-2011 07:31 AM
Quote from: ILOVEIT on 26-07-2011 11:07 PM
Quote from: livingday on 24-07-2011 10:33 AM

Quote from: ILOVEIT on 24-07-2011 02:20 AM
Quote from: ILOVEIT on 24-07-2011 02:20 AM
you can say that again  Grin if u see d way d man was folded in dat suitcase cheii! we you will surely laugh your ass off  Grin



What do u expect? A woman's got 2 do what a woman got 2 do 2 bring 'service' home even if it means in a suitcase - no matter how heavy! Grin Grin

exactly! she really understand d value of that elephant trunk.unfortunately she was out of luck..

Don't u think it was more of an act of desperation than a well thought out plan. She really loved her man and wanted him at all cost Grin Grin

Her desperation 4 conji don land her in soup. Hopefully she will serve her sentence in the same prison and hope too that the authorities will give them married quarters. Grin Grin

Yeah right! U wish! But on a serious note, this is one amateurish but funny woman
Posted: at 27-07-2011 04:05 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Rosemerry at 29-07-2011 04:29 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xena15 on 26-07-2011 08:11 PM
She would've simply sliced off d damn thing....it would fit into a handbag...or a plate...

Really?  Grin Grin Of what use would a lifeless thing be 2 her?
Posted: at 29-07-2011 04:29 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jennypriceson at 29-07-2011 04:51 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Rosemerry on 29-07-2011 04:29 AM
Quote from: xena15 on 26-07-2011 08:11 PM
She would've simply sliced off d damn thing....it would fit into a handbag...or a plate...

Really?  Grin Grin Of what use would a lifeless thing be 2 her?

Besides a handbag that is dripping blood? The guards will be suspicious let alone a plate with the thing on it!
Posted: at 29-07-2011 04:51 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ajanni at 29-07-2011 08:17 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xena15 on 26-07-2011 08:11 PM
She would've simply sliced off d damn thing....it would fit into a handbag...or a plate...

kai, you wicked no be small oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Posted: at 29-07-2011 08:17 AM (13 years ago) | Grande Master
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- Allen-jones at 6-08-2011 03:44 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: ajanni on 29-07-2011 08:17 AM
Quote from: xena15 on 26-07-2011 08:11 PM
She would've simply sliced off d damn thing....it would fit into a handbag...or a plate...

kai, you wicked no be small oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

No be small oo.
Posted: at 6-08-2011 03:44 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xena15 at 7-08-2011 12:25 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Rosemerry on 29-07-2011 04:29 AM
Quote from: xena15 on 26-07-2011 08:11 PM
She would've simply sliced off d damn thing....it would fit into a handbag...or a plate...

Really?  Grin Grin Of what use would a lifeless thing be 2 her?
wait until she shows u wat wonders a lifeless winkie cn perform!



Posted: at 7-08-2011 12:25 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xena15 at 7-08-2011 12:27 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: ajanni on 29-07-2011 08:17 AM
Quote from: xena15 on 26-07-2011 08:11 PM
She would've simply sliced off d damn thing....it would fit into a handbag...or a plate...

kai, you wicked no be small oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hehehehe
2 much baggage no gud na


Posted: at 7-08-2011 12:27 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- livingday at 7-08-2011 01:26 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xena15 on  7-08-2011 12:25 AM
Quote from: Rosemerry on 29-07-2011 04:29 AM
Quote from: xena15 on 26-07-2011 08:11 PM
She would've simply sliced off d damn thing....it would fit into a handbag...or a plate...

Really?  Grin Grin Of what use would a lifeless thing be 2 her?
wait until she shows u wat wonders a lifeless winkie cn perform!


How much is the cost of battery 2 charge life into it? Cheesy
Posted: at 7-08-2011 01:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tundamartin at 8-08-2011 04:26 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xena15 on  7-08-2011 12:27 AM
Quote from: ajanni on 29-07-2011 08:17 AM
Quote from: xena15 on 26-07-2011 08:11 PM
She would've simply sliced off d damn thing....it would fit into a handbag...or a plate...

kai, you wicked no be small oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hehehehe
2 much baggage no gud na



True talk. It's better to look at the lighter side of things
Posted: at 8-08-2011 04:26 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xena15 at 8-08-2011 08:45 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: tundamartin on  8-08-2011 04:26 AM
Quote from: xena15 on  7-08-2011 12:27 AM
Quote from: ajanni on 29-07-2011 08:17 AM
Quote from: xena15 on 26-07-2011 08:11 PM
She would've simply sliced off d damn thing....it would fit into a handbag...or a plate...

kai, you wicked no be small oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hehehehe
2 much baggage no gud na



True talk. It's better to look at the lighter side of things
yep,e go be like vibrator


Posted: at 8-08-2011 08:45 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 50scent at 8-08-2011 09:00 AM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 8-08-2011 09:00 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xena15 at 8-08-2011 09:09 AM (13 years ago)
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Huh?

Posted: at 8-08-2011 09:09 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- danpatrick at 9-08-2011 01:55 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xena15 on  8-08-2011 08:45 AM
Quote from: tundamartin on  8-08-2011 04:26 AM
Quote from: xena15 on  7-08-2011 12:27 AM
Quote from: ajanni on 29-07-2011 08:17 AM
Quote from: xena15 on 26-07-2011 08:11 PM
She would've simply sliced off d damn thing....it would fit into a handbag...or a plate...

kai, you wicked no be small oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hehehehe
2 much baggage no gud na



True talk. It's better to look at the lighter side of things
yep,e go be like vibrator



I trust, girl. I sure sey vibrator go reach where others no fit.
Posted: at 9-08-2011 01:55 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Rosemerry at 9-08-2011 02:38 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: danpatrick on  9-08-2011 01:55 AM
Quote from: xena15 on  8-08-2011 08:45 AM
Quote from: tundamartin on  8-08-2011 04:26 AM
Quote from: xena15 on  7-08-2011 12:27 AM
Quote from: ajanni on 29-07-2011 08:17 AM
Quote from: xena15 on 26-07-2011 08:11 PM
She would've simply sliced off d damn thing....it would fit into a handbag...or a plate...

kai, you wicked no be small oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hehehehe
2 much baggage no gud na



True talk. It's better to look at the lighter side of things
yep,e go be like vibrator



I trust, girl. I sure sey vibrator go reach where others no fit.

Vibrator could not solve her burning desire and that's why she went for the real thing in a suitcase.
Posted: at 9-08-2011 02:38 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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