TWO LAYWERS

Date: 04-02-2008 5:48 pm (16 years ago) | Author: tosyne holuwaphemy
- at 4-02-2008 05:48 PM (16 years ago)
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Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary. 

One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. 

They told her not to worry and assured her that they would pay all medical costs and would act as co-fathers when the child was born and provide all expenses thereafter.

The day of delivery arrived.

Both the lawyers were at the hospital pacing the floor in the waiting room.

Finally one of them said, "I can't take this, I'm going down to sit in my car and wait there. Please come down and tell me as soon as the child is born!"

The partner agreed to do that. About an hour later the partner approached the car with a very grave look on his face.

"What happened?" asked the waiting car occupant.

The other partner announced, "They were twins and mine died!"

Posted: at 4-02-2008 05:48 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- Vixenx at 4-02-2008 06:31 PM (16 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked...

are you tryna say that menage is bad? Angry
Posted: at 4-02-2008 06:31 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 5-02-2008 05:44 AM (16 years ago)
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that means he does not wanna be responsible for the costs abi.......
Posted: at 5-02-2008 05:44 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- britelife at 5-02-2008 08:40 PM (16 years ago)
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He is only been smart not to become a father
Posted: at 5-02-2008 08:40 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Vixenx at 6-02-2008 12:10 AM (16 years ago)
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So you tryna say that being a father is bad? Angry
Posted: at 6-02-2008 12:10 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 6-02-2008 04:58 AM (16 years ago)
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but they are not Lawyers....they are LAYWERS ......check that out on top....
Posted: at 6-02-2008 04:58 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- khadijah at 6-02-2008 06:02 PM (16 years ago)
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i think he was just trying to be smart and shy away from fatherhood
Posted: at 6-02-2008 06:02 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 6-02-2008 06:18 PM (16 years ago)
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and destroy their "laywers" brodahood
Posted: at 6-02-2008 06:18 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- honeychick at 13-02-2008 08:26 PM (16 years ago)
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he's kinda like playing smart, i guess.
Posted: at 13-02-2008 08:26 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- myragonza at 13-02-2008 09:24 PM (16 years ago)
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but actually being stupid....
Posted: at 13-02-2008 09:24 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Recoverd at 12-04-2009 05:22 PM (15 years ago)
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Lololol...Guy man
Posted: at 12-04-2009 05:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 12-04-2009 05:51 PM (15 years ago)
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Really a smart one.Guy man no wan father a child nw
Posted: at 12-04-2009 05:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 12-04-2009 06:51 PM (15 years ago)
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Funny enough
Posted: at 12-04-2009 06:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Edwizzie at 12-04-2009 08:05 PM (15 years ago)
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Lol. Smart lieyer.
Posted: at 12-04-2009 08:05 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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