NEW DRUGS FOR MEN

Date: 11-09-2011 8:47 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
- at 11-09-2011 08:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Not wanting to be partial, after creating new drugs for women, We at EMMAGENCY9 LABs. Inc. is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society.  Here are a few of the new ones:

DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewellery and gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favourite store's return limit.

NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.

FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.

PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors."

LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their segxwal affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions.

Posted: at 11-09-2011 08:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jeffrey4u at 11-09-2011 09:02 PM (13 years ago)
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- mixbrown at 12-09-2011 10:27 AM (13 years ago)
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- kingsleyd at 12-09-2011 11:15 AM (13 years ago)
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- jossy4reall at 12-09-2011 03:00 PM (13 years ago)
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- kingsleyd at 12-09-2011 03:17 PM (13 years ago)
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- jossy4reall at 12-09-2011 03:21 PM (13 years ago)
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- kingsleyd at 12-09-2011 03:27 PM (13 years ago)
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- jeffrey4u at 13-09-2011 10:18 PM (13 years ago)
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- Emmagency9 at 14-09-2011 05:35 PM (13 years ago)
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- omoladey at 15-09-2011 02:53 AM (13 years ago)
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- DaCutest at 15-09-2011 12:52 PM (13 years ago)
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