![-]( "gemleeva") gemleeva at 5-10-2011 06:09 PM (12 years ago)  (f) A shock you have perfected and are prepared to deliver to her at your convenience? What a dog!
Is this guy 4 real? @ amiraseyd, I'm with u on this. Is he real or an aberration? His real alright! Didn't you read his description of himself as an 'old devil'? He doesn't want to frighten her away because he can't afford his lifestyle without her. 
This must be the blind aspect of love we keep hearing about | Posted: at 5-10-2011 06:09 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "livingday") livingday at 5-10-2011 07:46 PM (12 years ago) (m) Some1 once said, man never knows what calamities are beyond him until he encounters them. I hope it is not your intention to kill this woman! | Posted: at 5-10-2011 07:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 5-10-2011 08:14 PM (12 years ago) (f) y dont u just tell her everythin And ruin his selfish life style? Not these so-called modern guys! u nd i knows its selfish,d girl 2 shld ask him...... what other way does she ask than what she is doing ? "make me pregnant" !!! loler.............  | Posted: at 5-10-2011 08:14 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "livingday") livingday at 5-10-2011 11:10 PM (12 years ago) (m) y dont u just tell her everythin And ruin his selfish life style? Not these so-called modern guys! u nd i knows its selfish,d girl 2 shld ask him...... what other way does she ask than what she is doing ? "make me pregnant" !!! loler............. But of course he cannot since his operation to make him sterile after the birth of his two children, smothing his live-in-lover does not know about - so, her wish to be pregnant with this rat's baby is an impossible dream. | Posted: at 5-10-2011 11:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "gemleeva") gemleeva at 6-10-2011 03:35 AM (12 years ago) (f) y dont u just tell her everythin And ruin his selfish life style? Not these so-called modern guys! u nd i knows its selfish,d girl 2 shld ask him...... what other way does she ask than what she is doing ? "make me pregnant" !!! loler............. But of course he cannot since his operation to make him sterile after the birth of his two children, smothing his live-in-lover does not know about - so, her wish to be pregnant with this rat's baby is an impossible dream. How I wish some1 w'd spill d beans on him 2 dis hapless woman | Posted: at 6-10-2011 03:35 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "Dhiras") Dhiras at 6-10-2011 04:35 AM (12 years ago) (f) His atrocities will find him out | Posted: at 6-10-2011 04:35 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 6-10-2011 09:11 AM (12 years ago) (f) I met this guy, Mike, in a pub last Sunday. The ease and regularity with which he was gulping down ‘scotch on the rock’ had me wondering what could be bothering him. I decided to strike a conversation with him and here is his story:
‘My girlfriend has suddenly become broody and wants sex on tap just like tap water that flows anytime it is turned. I don’t mind that! But I DO mind the constant baby talk and her assumption that I’m ready or willing to father her kids.
Just a short while ago she was a wild party animal: drinking, staying out late and having a really good time. And that’s the way I liked her – sexy, sassy and up for a laugh.
Now it’s babies, prams and all the paraphernalia that goes with it and it’s doing my head in.
If I have to listen to one more boring conversation about marriage, wedding, Bug- boo buggies versus Silver Cross prams, I’ll go crazy.
The other day she dragged me into bed for the whole day. She’d stocked up on snacks, drinks and sex toys.
Every time I got close to climaxing she’d scream: “Make me pregnant!” It was very off-putting.
What she does not know is that I already have children – two of them.
They are aged nine and 11 and live with my ex-partner 200 miles away. I see them secretly from time to time and send them money every month.
My ex has married her boss (the bloke she cheated on while she was with me) and they have a whole new life.
I have chosen not to tell my current girl about this. And I haven’t told her about having had vasectomy which means I can never have any more children or the fact that I sometimes fancy other blokes...
Yes, I’m a complicated old devil. But I’m very keen not to frighten her away. I love where we live and enjoy the lifestyle we have.
We rent a flat that I could never afford on my own and she’s got some interesting friends with places out in Spain I like to visit.
A few months ago I felt happy and secure. Now everything’s up in the air.
Should I tell her my secrets or just keep stringing her along?
I don’t understand why everything couldn’t simply stay the same.
Why does she have to complicate our lives?’
Hahaha, tell us what happened after she shouted "make me pregnant"? he just ejaculated seminal fluid into her !!!
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 6-10-2011 09:11 AM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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It's amazing what some people can hide from their partners! Just leading this woman into believing that you are still 100% man and capable of giving her kids? Sorry for your callousness
Yet when he's caught out he will blame the devil | Posted: at 6-10-2011 12:01 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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I met this guy, Mike, in a pub last Sunday. The ease and regularity with which he was gulping down ‘scotch on the rock’ had me wondering what could be bothering him. I decided to strike a conversation with him and here is his story:
‘My girlfriend has suddenly become broody and wants sex on tap just like tap water that flows anytime it is turned. I don’t mind that! But I DO mind the constant baby talk and her assumption that I’m ready or willing to father her kids.
Just a short while ago she was a wild party animal: drinking, staying out late and having a really good time. And that’s the way I liked her – sexy, sassy and up for a laugh.
Now it’s babies, prams and all the paraphernalia that goes with it and it’s doing my head in.
If I have to listen to one more boring conversation about marriage, wedding, Bug- boo buggies versus Silver Cross prams, I’ll go crazy.
The other day she dragged me into bed for the whole day. She’d stocked up on snacks, drinks and sex toys.
Every time I got close to climaxing she’d scream: “Make me pregnant!” It was very off-putting.
What she does not know is that I already have children – two of them.
They are aged nine and 11 and live with my ex-partner 200 miles away. I see them secretly from time to time and send them money every month.
My ex has married her boss (the bloke she cheated on while she was with me) and they have a whole new life.
I have chosen not to tell my current girl about this. And I haven’t told her about having had vasectomy which means I can never have any more children or the fact that I sometimes fancy other blokes...
Yes, I’m a complicated old devil. But I’m very keen not to frighten her away. I love where we live and enjoy the lifestyle we have.
We rent a flat that I could never afford on my own and she’s got some interesting friends with places out in Spain I like to visit.
A few months ago I felt happy and secure. Now everything’s up in the air.
Should I tell her my secrets or just keep stringing her along?
I don’t understand why everything couldn’t simply stay the same.
Why does she have to complicate our lives?’
Hahaha, tell us what happened after she shouted "make me pregnant"? he just ejaculated seminal fluid into her !!! Lol  | Posted: at 6-10-2011 12:04 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 6-10-2011 12:10 PM (12 years ago) (f)
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 6-10-2011 12:10 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 6-10-2011 12:15 PM (12 years ago) (f) I met this guy, Mike, in a pub last Sunday. The ease and regularity with which he was gulping down ‘scotch on the rock’ had me wondering what could be bothering him. I decided to strike a conversation with him and here is his story:
‘My girlfriend has suddenly become broody and wants sex on tap just like tap water that flows anytime it is turned. I don’t mind that! But I DO mind the constant baby talk and her assumption that I’m ready or willing to father her kids.
Just a short while ago she was a wild party animal: drinking, staying out late and having a really good time. And that’s the way I liked her – sexy, sassy and up for a laugh.
Now it’s babies, prams and all the paraphernalia that goes with it and it’s doing my head in.
If I have to listen to one more boring conversation about marriage, wedding, Bug- boo buggies versus Silver Cross prams, I’ll go crazy.
The other day she dragged me into bed for the whole day. She’d stocked up on snacks, drinks and sex toys.
Every time I got close to climaxing she’d scream: “Make me pregnant!” It was very off-putting.
What she does not know is that I already have children – two of them.
They are aged nine and 11 and live with my ex-partner 200 miles away. I see them secretly from time to time and send them money every month.
My ex has married her boss (the bloke she cheated on while she was with me) and they have a whole new life.
I have chosen not to tell my current girl about this. And I haven’t told her about having had vasectomy which means I can never have any more children or the fact that I sometimes fancy other blokes...
Yes, I’m a complicated old devil. But I’m very keen not to frighten her away. I love where we live and enjoy the lifestyle we have.
We rent a flat that I could never afford on my own and she’s got some interesting friends with places out in Spain I like to visit.
A few months ago I felt happy and secure. Now everything’s up in the air.
Should I tell her my secrets or just keep stringing her along?
I don’t understand why everything couldn’t simply stay the same.
Why does she have to complicate our lives?’
Hahaha, tell us what happened after she shouted "make me pregnant"? he just ejaculated seminal fluid into her !!! Lol and giving her false hope
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 6-10-2011 12:15 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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That's terrible and heartless. I just wonder why some women cannot smell a rat? | Posted: at 6-10-2011 12:30 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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That's terrible and heartless. I just wonder why some women cannot smell a rat?
Because the rat is dressed in suits, tie, overall and bowler hat with shinning smile. | Posted: at 6-10-2011 03:16 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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It's amazing what some people can hide from their partners! Just leading this woman into believing that you are still 100% man and capable of giving her kids? Sorry for your callousness
Yet when he's caught out he will blame the devil Lying against the devil is easy cus he's been dead since time immemorial | Posted: at 6-10-2011 03:19 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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It's amazing what some people can hide from their partners! Just leading this woman into believing that you are still 100% man and capable of giving her kids? Sorry for your callousness
Yet when he's caught out he will blame the devil Lying against the devil is easy cus he's been dead since time immemorial True talk, otherwise he would have protested against all the lies told in his name. | Posted: at 6-10-2011 04:59 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "livingday") livingday at 7-10-2011 04:41 AM (12 years ago) (m) That's terrible and heartless. I just wonder why some women cannot smell a rat?
Because the rat is dressed in suits, tie, overall and bowler hat with shinning smile. Right on target, Mark | Posted: at 7-10-2011 04:41 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 7-10-2011 08:56 AM (12 years ago) (f) That's terrible and heartless. I just wonder why some women cannot smell a rat?
Because the rat is dressed in suits, tie, overall and bowler hat with shinning smile. gbam !!
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 7-10-2011 08:56 AM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 7-10-2011 08:57 AM (12 years ago) (f) It's amazing what some people can hide from their partners! Just leading this woman into believing that you are still 100% man and capable of giving her kids? Sorry for your callousness
Yet when he's caught out he will blame the devil Lying against the devil is easy cus he's been dead since time immemorial True talk, otherwise he would have protested against all the lies told in his name. and lies told against him
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 7-10-2011 08:57 AM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "livingday") livingday at 7-10-2011 12:19 PM (12 years ago) (m) It's amazing what some people can hide from their partners! Just leading this woman into believing that you are still 100% man and capable of giving her kids? Sorry for your callousness
Yet when he's caught out he will blame the devil Lying against the devil is easy cus he's been dead since time immemorial True talk, otherwise he would have protested against all the lies told in his name. and lies told against him Told against him in his absence | Posted: at 7-10-2011 12:19 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 7-10-2011 12:53 PM (12 years ago) (f) It's amazing what some people can hide from their partners! Just leading this woman into believing that you are still 100% man and capable of giving her kids? Sorry for your callousness
Yet when he's caught out he will blame the devil Lying against the devil is easy cus he's been dead since time immemorial True talk, otherwise he would have protested against all the lies told in his name. and lies told against him Told against him in his absence lolz ..........but sometimes i think its even said in his presence
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 7-10-2011 12:53 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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