™»»hy§ot¤pe««™!!Laugh4 CHRIST Sake.!!! (Page 2)

The head of women affairs in d country was
lecturing girls of a community girls high school abt
immorality.
Woman:"dis world we live in 2day is full of
tempation.but just ask urself if dat 1 hour of
pleasure is worth a lifetime of shame?" one of d girls stood up n said "Excuse me ma, But how
do u make it last an hour?" ·

Posted: at 9-10-2011 04:49 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

smith returns home frm war without his right arm
dat he lost in battle.he feels really bad and afta a
few days he decides to commit suicide. as he goes on
the rooftop of a 20-story building,he sees a man
with no arms dancing and jumping up and
down.puzzled ,smith asks him,“how come you are so happy and jumping around while i want to kill
myself?”the man answers “who'happy? A bee just
stung me in the buttuks! [

Posted: at 9-10-2011 04:51 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

 Are
nigerians not tired of naming their twins Taiwo
and
Kehinde,
Peter and Paul, Victor and Victoria?:/ Why
cant we use names like Copy and Paste,Find and Replace Clearing and Forwarding,;) Dolce
and Gabbana, Goodness and
Mercy, Facebook and Twitter, Input and Output,
Open and Close.... ·and finally millitant and
bokuharam.lol.

Posted: at 9-10-2011 04:57 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

a french man came to nigeria to fu-ck a girl, afta
phyukn her, he gave her $1000 nd they both went to
d
airport, wen they got there, d frenchman then
lukd
at d grl nd said LA DOLLAR LA FAKE, d grl then replied, LA honeypot LA AIDS

Posted: at 9-10-2011 04:58 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

warri communication.... Mum- Akpos dat fish and
meat don boil?
Akpos- yes malee.
Mum- Abeg implicate salt & maggi, attach
oil,pepper
and sentence the crayfish, then involve the leafs, after 10 minutes discharge the pot 4rm fire..,u
hear
me so? Akpos- Yes Malee, shoo dis food go good to
download
with fufu malee.
Mum- No worry akpos, i don detain som fufu for cooler, wen time reach we go give am amnesty

Posted: at 9-10-2011 04:59 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

A new house maid was given a list of what to buy in
the market by her madam epper-
N400,Fish-N600,Vegetable-N100,Oil-
N400,Total-N1500.She
took longer than expected & madam went looking
for her. After sighting her from a distance, she said
angrily "What have u been doing for goodness'
sake"She
replied,
"Madam no vex, I don buy everything, na Total I Dey
find since°ºlo ·

Posted: at 9-10-2011 05:08 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

here r sum male n female names: emmanuel-
emmanuela,augustin-augustina,stephen-
stephanie......pls i want to knw d male name for
GRACE...is it DISGRACE? ·

Posted: at 9-10-2011 05:19 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

Many are old stories.

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Posted: at 9-10-2011 08:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

where the jokes na

Posted: at 9-10-2011 08:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u dey carry joke comment for inside ur post?

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Posted: at 10-10-2011 12:25 AM (13 years ago) | Hero